published Wednesday, April 27th, 2011

5 at 10: NFL Draft, free agents, and NBA playoffs

Roger Goodell, executive vice-president of the NFL, hears the translation from a headphone during a news conference in Mexico City, Mexico in this July 15, 2005 file photo. Goodell first emerged as Paul Tagliabue's possible successor as NFL commissioner a few years ago. So, it was no surprise when the five finalists to succeed Tagliabue were announced Sunday, July 30, 2006 and Goodell  was still on the list. (AP Photo/Jaime Lopez, File)
Roger Goodell, executive vice-president of the NFL, hears the translation from a headphone during a news conference in Mexico City, Mexico in this July 15, 2005 file photo. Goodell first emerged as Paul Tagliabue's possible successor as NFL commissioner a few years ago. So, it was no surprise when the five finalists to succeed Tagliabue were announced Sunday, July 30, 2006 and Goodell was still on the list. (AP Photo/Jaime Lopez, File)

The 5-at-10 is happy to join you on NFL Draft eve from the newly remodeled "7-Up Stinks Studios" here in scenic Hamilton County. Let's get to it.

Here we go...

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    NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell answers a question during a news conference in this file photo. (AP Photo/David J. Phillip)

The 5-at-10 loves the draft

The 5-at-10 loves the draft. You know this.

And this draft has the 5-at-10 flat-out giddy. Seriously.

One of the best things about the draft in general is the unknown — the intrigue of which teams will pick which players and who will be left when your team picks, whether it's at No. 8, No. 18 or No. 108. Do you try to trade up? Do you wait and see? Do you take one of the few players at one position early because there are more players at that other position of need later? Add to that, what we discussed with Dr. B (he's a doctor after all) earlier this week on SportTalk that with the lockout, teams are under even more pressure to make picks that will stick, and this draft is flush with intrigue.

The unknown is everywhere — and we're dealing with college football stars, guys we feel like we've known for a long time. It's almost a molecular clash of known and unknown — or as noted physicist/father-turned-negotiator Sir Cecil Newton and/or fictional sport agent Jerry Maguire might say, "Show me 'da money."

So it goes. Mock drafts are everywhere — ours will be in Thursday's TFP — and the unknowns (and the smokescreens) are changing by the hour.

Plus, there are always guys that zoom up and down draft boards at the 11th hour. There is talk that as many as six quarterbacks may go in the first round (if that's the case, the flurry of trades late Thursday night for teams moving back into the first round will by dizzying). We'll discuss the QBs a little more tomorrow.

There are whispers about a couple of defensive players with questionable off-the-field issues moving up and down. Here are three:

Jimmy Smith, cornerback, Colorado: Uber-athletic and big-time size (he's 6-foot-2 and 211 pounds) has been soaring up draft boards this week. He was a second-round option because of shaky fundamentals and some off-the-field stuff last week; now there is talk the Lions may take him at No. 13 overall;

Marvin Austin, defensive tackle, UNC: Great physical numbers (he's 6-2, 310 pounds and runs a 4.84 40). If he had entered the draft last season, he would likely have been a top-15 pick. He was suspended for all of 2010 for Agent-Gate, and now he's going to be a second-round steal for someone. Although, he's being mentioned late in round one and may move higher;

Da'Quan Bowers, defensive end, Clemson: Less than three months ago, Bowers was at the top of the board — as in the No. 1 overall pick. Worries about a knee injury and an inconsistent motor have dropped the Clemson All-American, who had 15.5 sacks and 24 tackles for loss last year (read those stats again, please). There is talk that he may fall into the 20s of round one, and something tells us that if say a Tampa Bay gets Bowers at No. 20, the Bucs will have the steal of the draft in three years.

Well, the second-biggest steal behind whichever team gets Patrick Peterson.

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    Staff Photo by Patrick Smith Florida defensive back Janoris Jenkins intercepts a Tennessee pass in the final seconds of the first half of Saturday's game at Neyland Stadium. Florida led 20-0 at halftime.

Even more love for the draft

Before we get to looking at the PATCO Speedline (as named by Chas9) Draft Challenge, the 5-at-10 had an inspired jolt of good news this morning.

The 5-at-10 loves the draft. You know this.

Well, the draft starts Thursday — you know this, too — and in some ways the 5-at-10 was already thinking about the next few months without draft discussions.

Then it occurred to us that the NFL supplemental draft this summer will have more big names than normal.

Janoris Jenkins, the All-SEC cornerback that was dismissed from Florida's program this week, likely will be in the supplemental draft. So could any number of the Ohio State players, depending on how the OSU situation with Jim Tressel shakes down. (Here's how the 5-at-10 would handle the OSU situation — Tressel, bye-bye; call Urban Meyer, if he wants it great, if not, call Chris Peterson and start going down the list. The next coach, however, will tell everyone involved in Tattoo-Gate, "Thanks for your efforts and your sacrifice for the Buckeyes. You are welcomed to stay on scholarship and finish your degree, but your playing career here in Columbus is finished." Time to move on.)

That means there could be a few guys in the supplemental draft that are worth drafting. Jenkins is a player, the OSU receiver and running back will be NFL guys, and Terrelle Pryor could be a big-time NFL tight end.

We've got to get going, so we'll update the PATCO Speedline (as named by Chas9) Draft Challenge entries later in the comments.

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    Tennessee Titans defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth (92) is shown during an NFL football game in Nashville, Tenn., Sunday, Dec. 9, 2007. (AP Photo/Mark Humphrey)

Worst free agent signing in football history?

When motivated, Albert Haynesworth was a football wrecking crew. He represented the rarest of commodities in the modern-day NFL — he demanded that opponents account for him on every play, and more times than not he demanded a double-team. His last year with the Titans, he was one of the three best defensive players on the planet.

Then he headed to D.C., and what has followed can be classified as the worst free-agent signing in NFL history.

On Tuesday, Haynesworth was was charged with misdemeanor sexual abuse. He allegedly fondled the breast of his server in a restaurant in a Washington hotel. The off-the-field issues only compound Haynesworth's disastrous time in the nation's capitol.

Washington gave Haynesworth a seven-year, $100-million contract that reportedly was to pay Albert $32 million in the first 13 months. The Redskins got 16 solo tackles in eight games from Haynesworth (he either did not play or did not record stats in the other eight games). So quick math tells us that Big Al got $2 million for each tackle and $4 million for each game in which he made a statistical contribution. Uh, that's good work if you can get it, huh?

Haynesworth's contract will now be inshrined with the deals signed by former Rockies/Marlins/Braves et al. pitcher Mike Hampton and former Hawks/Magic center Jon Koncak in the GM Hall of Shame as the worst contracts in sports history.

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    Dwight Howard del Magic de Orlando se coloca para tirar a la canasta frente a Josh Smith de los Hawks de Atlanta en el segundo medio del juego 5 de la serie de la primera ronda de playoffs entre ambos equipos el martes 26 de abril de 2011 en Orlando, Florida. (AP Foto/John Raoux)

Playoffs back on track

If we were the gambling type, the "7-Up Stinks Studio" would have gotten a new flat screen thanks to the predictable stink bomb that the Hawks trotted out in Orlando on Tuesday. That was the classic, "We're up 3-1, we're going to go back home for Game 6, let's just have a little fun...." 25-point whipping last night.

The scary thing about that though, is if the Magic roll into the ATL and force Game 7, well, all bets are off — especially if the game comes down to coaches. Stan Van Gundy will coach circles around Larry Drew. Yes, each has movie star looks — SVG the look of a guy that could be on a cable channel such as HBO or the Showtime after midnight; Drew looks more than a little like Charles 'Honi' Coles, the fellow that was in "Dirty Dancin'" and "Cotton Club" and even had a part in "Rocky II."

Here's saying if the Hawks don't seal it in the ATL, then things do not look good.

Sidenote: Same goes for the Memphis Grizz, who head to San Antonio for Game 6 with a 3-1 lead. Here's believing the Spurs unload a lopsided win and then the pressure shifts to a Game 6 back in Memphis, that really is a Game 7 for the Grizz.

Sidenote 2: EC, looks like David Stern can breath again with the Lakers grabbing control of their series and the Bulls dismissing the Pacers. The thought of the Lakers and Spurs getting bounced in Round 1 probably had Stern looking like a young Kevin Bacon at the end of "Animal House" — "Remain calm! All is well!"

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    Indiana Pacers forward Danny Granger (33) goes up for a layup against Chicago Bulls forwards Luol Deng (9) and Carlos Boozer (5) during the first quarter in Game 5 of a first-round NBA playoffs basketball series, Tuesday, April 26, 2011, in Chicago. (AP Photo/Nam Y. Huh)

This and that

— One more quick NBA note: Apparently, Pacers forward Danny Granger called Bulls super-gnat Joakim Noah a "coward." Noah has become the biggest instigator/trouble-maker/irritator/energy player since Dennis Rodman swapped a uniform for a wedding dress. Proving yet again, that the NBA is back to being entertaining. (Oh, yeah. Labor unrest in July. Thanks for the downer.)

— Raise your hand if your ready for the Braves to come back off Pacific Coast Highway time. Seriously, the 5-at-10 can only share the stats this morning — the Braves beat the Padres 8-2; Jair Jurrjens went the distance; David Ross hit two homers; Chipper Jones (affectionately known as L-Dub around the "7-Up Stinks Studio") had two hits and two RBIs. Want another great stat? Ross, the Braves back-up catcher, has a better at-bats-per-homer ratio (19.6) than former Braves sluggers Dale Murphy (20.0) and Ron Gant (20.1). Thank you Elias Sports Bureau, you guys do the Lord's work.

Until tomorrow.

about Jay Greeson...

Jay was named the Sports Editor of the Times Free Press in 2003 and started with the newspaper in May 2002 as the Deputy Sports Editor. He was born and raised in Smyrna, Ga., and graduated from Auburn University before starting his newspaper career in 1997 with the Newnan (Ga.) Times Herald. Stops in Clayton and Henry counties in Georgia and two years as the Sports Editor of the Marietta (Ga.) Daily Journal preceded Jay’s ...

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bigbearzzz said...

Its all good on the hill....were still here....barely....hows everybody else doin? just checkin in on my cinco-diaz compadres...

April 27, 2011 at 11:01 a.m.
BIspy4 said...

Whatcha got against 7Up? They drop their sponsorship of the Allan Vigil/Fat Boys Ford, after ending your run with Copenhagen? Is there anything more imposing than seeing Dwight Howard give a postgame interview in some very nice threads and the guns — guns nothing, those are M109A6 Paladin self propelled 155mm howitzers under there — he displays? I mean, his head, compared to those ahms of his, looks like a dime on a grapefruit.

April 27, 2011 at 11:18 a.m.
BIspy4 said...

I was not asked about album covers, Dr. Freud or Frasier Crane or even about three people who have never been in my kitchen yesterday. Kinda disappointin’.

April 27, 2011 at 11:23 a.m.
jgreeson said...

Oso —

Good to hear that all is well on the hill. It looks like we're not through — there's another round coming. If anyone needs more info or wants to share photos and such, the webteam here at is doing some bang-up stuff on the main page.

Everybody stay safe — the draft is tomorrow after all.

BIspy4 —

You miss a day, you miss a lot. From Tuesday's 5-at-10, here's the back story on 7-Up: "Just when we thought the NBA was turning the corner comes this. Apparently on Friday, a fan at the Lakers-Hornets game in New Orleans completed the halftime loop of a lay-up, a free throw, a 3-pointer and a half-court shot. Made them all in the 7-Up sponsored contest. Place goes nuts, and he's won some great prize, right? Maybe $25,000 or a trip somewhere like Game 5 in L.A. or something cool, right? Uh, no. He won a year's supply of 7-Up. Wait it gets worse. In the fine print, a "year's supply" is determined to be two 12-packs a month for the next 12 months. At roughly $7 per 12-pack, that half-court shot — in addition to the lay-up, free throw and 3-pointer — was worth around $168 worth of second-rate soda. That stinks — it's official, the 5-at-10 is boycotting 7-Up."

Give us some more details on the "Jeopardy" tryout and less details about your man-crush on D-Howard's arms. (PS where are your draft picks?)

— 5-at-10

April 27, 2011 at 11:31 a.m.
bigbearzzz said...

lol....HEY!! D-Howard's arms are kinda cut a lil....not enough to warrant the man crush though...and YES!!! you guys down at TFP are doing a bang up job of keeping us informed up here....keep up the good work!

April 27, 2011 at 11:48 a.m.
jgreeson said...

As promised, here is some more on the the PATCO Speedline (as named by Chas9) Draft Challenge. Remember, it's not to late to enter (BIspy4). Here's the skinny: Who will Carolina, Tennessee, Atlanta, Pittsburgh and Oakland take with first in this year's draft. One point for each correct guess. That's it, and the winner will get some sort of sports-related item (would love to get some of the 'FFCA' gear that Jon Gruden is promoting in his awesome ESPN special "QB Camp" but we'll see).

Here are the first round of entries:


Carolina (Marcell Dareus), Tennessee (Andy Dalton), Atlanta (Justin Houston), Pittsburgh (Aaron Williams, Oakland Raiders (Jerrel Jernigan)

Celtic Vol

Carolina (Marcell Dareus), Tennessee (Blaine Gabbert), Atlanta (Justin Houston), Pittsburgh (Prince Amukamara), Oakland (Ryan Mallett)

Steeler Fan

Carolina (Cam Newton), Tennessee (Nick Fairley), Atlanta (Cameron Heyward), Pittsburgh (Aaron Williams), Oakland (Clint Boling)


Carolina (Cam Newton), Tennessee (Nick Fairley), Atlanta (Marvin Austin), Pittsburgh (Brandon Harris), Oakland (Collin Kaepernick)


Carolina (Cam Newton), Tennessee (Nick Fairley), Atlanta (Adrian Clayborn), Pittsburgh (Marcus Cannon), Oakland (Ryan Mullett or Dan Marino w/mullet…What….its Al we’re talking about…anything is possible)


Carolina (AJ Green), Tennessee (Cam Newton), Atlanta (Adrian Clayborn), Pittsburgh (Jimmy Smith), Oakland (Ryan Mallet)


Carolina (Cam Newton), Tennessee (Nick Fairley), Atlanta (Marvin Austin), Pittsburgh (Phil Taylor), Oakland (Lee Ziemba)


Carolina (Cam Newton), Tennessee (Nick Fairley), Atlanta (Cam Heyward), Pittsburgh (Aaron Williams), Oakland (Buster Skrine)


Carolina (Cam Newton), Tennessee (Nick Fairley), Atlanta (Kyle Rudolph), Pittsburgh (Aaron Williams), Oakland (Ryan Mallett)


Carolina (Cam Newton), Tennessee (Julio Jones), Atlanta (Mark Ingram), Pittsburgh (Derek Sherrod), Oakland (Ryan Mallett)


Carolina (Cam Newton), Tennessee (Nick Fairley), Atlanta (Justin Houston), Pittsburgh (Jimmy Smith), Oakland (Brandon Harris)


Carolina (Marcell Dareus), Tennessee (Julio Jones), Atlanta (Mark Ingram), Pittsburgh (Aaron Williams), Oakland (Ryan Mallett)

April 27, 2011 at 11:50 a.m.
BIspy4 said...

5 at 10, just read yesterday’s 5 at 10 and got the back story. You miss a day, you do miss a lot. Jeopardy was rather a quick thing. 50 question test — can’t divulge the questions lest someone else here got an audition in the next few months — a few minutes of game play against two other hopefuls and a couple of minutes of interviewing. One fella from Cherokee County and another from Acworth were part of the group there. Took about 2 1/2 hours. Got a cool picture of Nixon meeting Elvis at the White House at the Hard Rock that I snapped on the iPhone. There were 20 of us in all in there. They’ll keep my stuff on hand for about 18 months. If we make it, we won’t know until July or August at the earliest. Draft picks. Sam Adams … oh, you mean … gotcha. (Though it could have been former New England D lineman Sam Adams who was OK but was no Julius Adams). I’ll work on draftbracketology and submit later today. Peace out, bro.

April 27, 2011 at 11:51 a.m.
jgreeson said...

Oso —

Thanks for the kind words.

Here's the next round of entries for the PATCO Speedline (as named by Chas9) Draft Challenge:


Carolina (Cam Newton), Tennessee (Nick Fairley), Atlanta (Adrian Clayborn), Pittsburgh (Aaron Williams), Oakland (Ras-I Dowling)

Mrs. 5-at-10

Carolina (Cam Newton), Tennessee (Julio Jones), Atlanta (Cam Heyward), Pittsburgh (Brandon Harris), Oakland (Jonathan Baldwin)

Pretend Al Davis

Carolina (Sir Cam Newton), Tennessee (Prince William, Achtung Baby — the DB from Nebraska, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, where were we, oh yeah.), Atlanta (Whitney Houston — what’s name, the DE from Georgia that smokes pot), Pittsburgh (Derek Sherrod), Oakland (Patrick Peterson — stupid 5-at-10 letting the cat out of the back)

Dr. B (He’s a doctor after all) from SportTalk on 102.3 FM

Carolina (Cam Newton), Titans (Julio Jones), Falcons (Adrian Clayborn), Steelers (Aaron Williams), Raiders (Johnny Patrick)

Nick Bonsanto from ESPN 105.1 FM

Carolina (Cam Newton) Tennessee (Robert Quinn), Atlanta (Danny Watkins), Pittsburgh (Phil Taylor), Oakland (Stefan Wisniewski).

April 27, 2011 at 11:54 a.m.
bigbearzzz said...

Yeah nice to see the Ol' Georgia Bulldog boys continuing on their pre-season/butts cant stay out of trouble/ways....makes me proud to be a bulldog....not really....ALTHOUGH!!!! So far so good this year!!! (knock on wood)

April 27, 2011 at noon
BIspy4 said...

Carolina — DeQuan Bowers (it may look like Newton but they got Jimmy Wahlberg, I mean, Clausen last year early. And does a QB stink because he stinks or because everyone else around him stinks? Or, in the Panthers case, is there just too much stinkin going on between the QB and everyone else?)

Tennessee — Nick Fairley

Atlanta — Jonathan Baldwin (he won’t be around that long, though, I believe)

Pittsburgh — Ras I Dowling (they need DB hep)

Oakland — Dan Pastorini Jr., courtesy of Al Davis absent mind. What? There’s no Dan Pastorini Jr. Then Dan Sr. better get cracking — and soon. Let’s go, big fella.

April 27, 2011 at 12:05 p.m.
BIspy4 said...

Jay Cutler — and Kristin Cavallari? He can pass … and catch. Thanks, I’ll be here all week. Drive home safe and tip your wait staff, they work hard for the money.

April 27, 2011 at 12:09 p.m.
patrickd said...

Pdavi's picks (gonna try to dethrone 33wannabe for all around Bama-homerism.)

Carolina 1st overall pick — Mark Ingram

Tennessee trades Denver for 2nd overall pick — Julio Jones

Atlanta — Package deal: Marcell Dareus and Greg McElroy

Pittsburgh — Van Tiffin

Oakland — Al Davis drafts the Youtube clip of George Teague stripping the ball from Lamar Thomas in the '92 Sugar Bowl.

April 27, 2011 at 12:22 p.m.
jgreeson said...

OK, seems like we have some Funny-McFunny comedy guys, huh.

BIspy4 —

Dan Pastorini Jr., well played, sir. Although, he'd be a higher pick in the NHRA (didn't Dan Pastorini Sr. do a bunch of drag racing after football?). And nobody's questioning Jay Cutler's "toughness" now. That's a huge get for a Vandy grad, huh?

PDavi —

Throwing a complete Bama Fanboy pick into the pool. OK, you're in. FWIW — Pretend Al Davis called and asked if he could draft a youtube clip and was extremely disappointed to learn that he could not not. So it goes.

April 27, 2011 at 12:30 p.m.
patrickd said...

He can and he will.

April 27, 2011 at 12:35 p.m.
BIspy4 said...

Yes, Dan Pastorini made a run at being Big Daddy Don Garlits once his playing days were through. Seriously, does anyone have any clue whom C. Montgomery Davis will pick in the first round? Maybe he will draft Smithers. Honestly, I see them going Jake Locker. If Dan Pastorini Jr. is off the board.

April 27, 2011 at 12:35 p.m.
kburgess1013 said...

I sincerely hope that those of you predicting Cam to go to Carolina are wrong. As a die hard Falcons fan, a great player going to any other team in the NFC South is just a nightmare. Of course one man does not fix the woes of an entire team as shown by the efforts of both Matt Stafford and Calvin Jones in Detroit. I hope that the 5 at 10 and Mrs. 5 and 10 are staying safe with all of the terrible weather in your area. Our thoughts are with you.

April 27, 2011 at 6:05 p.m.
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