HEY, "FRIGHT WINGERS," contraception prevents abortion.
YOU PAY $1 for every $3 in taxes for Medicare. Are those of you who want less government ready to give that up?
I BOUGHT A new car, 100 percent financed. I owe more than it's worth. I must be a victim of something; where's my bailout?
THE PRICE OF gas goes down 1 cent at a time, but up by 10 to 15 cents each time. Just a coincidence?
ONCE AGAIN, Tennessee's legislators are working hard to solve real problems. We now have a state evergreen tree! Hooray, we feel so much better!
WASN'T JUDGE Hollingsworth deciding Mayor Ron's lawsuit like having the wolves decide what the sheep are having for dinner? Did anyone doubt the outcome?
BEING AFRAID to go into downtown Chattanooga for an Alison Krauss concert is an irrational fear based upon delusions and paranoia.
IF TEACHERS ARE to be evaluated on their product, then parents should be evaluated on the raw material.
TASK FORCE officers between mile markers 20 and 30 on I-75, please stop shining your spotlights into my car when I drive at night. It's dangerous.
THUMBS DOWN to rush-hour cowboys who think construction barrels in the U.S. 27 work zone mean it's a rodeo. Rein it in -- drive civilly.
THE TFP NOW has 10 great candidates for the political cartoonist position. Fire Clay Bennett.