published Monday, August 5th, 2013

5-at-10: Johnny Drama, Tiger surges, the face of the PED era

We've got a slew of things in the air this week. Giddy up.

From the "Talks too much" studios, we need a Diablo sandwich and a Dr Pepper. To Go.

Johnny Football ---> Johnny Hangover ---> Johnny Merchandise. Nope he's just Johnny Drama.

Sorry for the Entourage rip, but Johnny Manziel, everyone's favorite partying All-American, is again in the news.

And again, it's the type of head-scratching headlines that makes everyone shake their heads and Texas A&M fans bang their heads against the wall.

OK, we've spent some time kicking around the swirl of media coverage and the litany of mistakes and missteps Manziel has made since a magical redshirt freshman season in College Station. Johnny Football became the star of the social media craze, a fun-loving kid that was unpredictable on and off the field and had huge success in almost every setting he appeared.

And then the hits kept coming. You know the details — photos online with cash; mistaken Tweets; et al. — that at first seemed like fallings of fame in the social media age. They continued. And continued. Reaching a crest when Manziel was asked to leave the Manning Passing Academy with no fewer than four different physical ailments from dehydration to fatigue to stomach issues to blame.

Now, ESPN is reporting that the NCAA is investigating whether Manziel profited off of signed merchandize. (Side note: We all pretty sure he did right? C'mon. It's a matter whether the NCAA can prove whether Manziel did it.)

So here's the four ways this plays out:

1) Johnny Football is innocent. We're not banking on this one, but it's possible.

2) Johnny Football either gets a pass because the NCAA can't connect the dots and prove that he made money from the deal. Completely likely considering the NCAA's recent track record of less-than-stellar results.

3) He gets a four-game suspension by coming clean and telling the truth, a la A.J. Green, who missed the first four games of his final year at Georgia for selling his jersey. This would be the easiest and most direct solution, but it also would put Johnny Football on the shelf for the Texas A&M-Alabama game, which right now is the single biggest regular-season game in a generation. Plus, here's saying we're not betting on Johnny Hangover to completely flip the script and start embracing truth and responsibility.

4) He tries to hide the outcome and slide from the results. It will be a story that chases him like a Tide linebacker all season. But if he scrambles and the NCAA sacks him — whether it's in the next few days or several months from now — ask Terrelle Pryor how understanding the NCAA can be in matters like that.

This is not about whether Manziel should be able to make money off his name and his gear. We think there needs to be a way for him and the rest of the players to share the nine-figure revenue stream when it comes to merchandise. But this is not about the rightness or wrongness of that rule — at least not right now. The rule is the rule. The question is whether Johnny Football broke it. Strike that. The question likely is whether Johnny Football can again elude his chasers and leave us all shaking our heads yet again.


Tiger cruises

Heading into the season's final major — and let's be honest, the PGA is a major in name only — Tiger Woods is riding the confidence of delivering a roundhouse kick to the entire field at Bridgestone for a seven-shot win. Woods followed his near-patented formula that has produced his generation's most successful athletic resume. (Side note: With all the ups and downs and off-the-course stuff, and wondering about his place in history, it's easy to forget that Tiger is likely the most successful athlete of his generation. You could make a case for Federer too, but man, Tiger's resume is awfully strong, especially since this win gives him 79 for his career — just three behind Sam Snead's all-time mark.)

He built a monster lead this weekend and refused to crack. Grinding through a tough set-up Sunday without much of a blink.

Now, will that translate to this weekend's PGA Championship.

Amazingly, we believe it will. And here's why.

1) Tiger seemed different Sunday afternoon after winning. Whether it was the genius PR advice of having his son there after he won or the fact that he answered questions in the direct, yet somewhat upbeat tone of the pre-personal trouble of Tiger circa-2008, it's hard to know. Still, he looked more poised and purposeful this weekend than we've seen him in recent years. And...

2) Dude putted like he did when he was a weekend assassin. If that guy returns — the Tiger that made everything inside 6 feet to the point that when a putt didn't go in, we were surprised — then we like his chances every weekend. Starting with this one.


Baseball's missed beat

The game of baseball has seldom been this entertaining.

The Braves are the ultimate, sum-better-than-the-parts club that is cruising to a division title. They've won 10 in a row, and can all but clinch the division before Labor Day.

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    Los Angeles Dodgers' Yasiel Puig breaks his bat as he hits a single against the San Francisco Giants.
    Photo by Associated Press /Chattanooga Times Free Press.

There are great races in the Central Division of each league. Small market teams like the A's, Royals, Rays and Pirates are still in the mix in August. Monster fan bases of power franchises like the Red Sox, Yankees, Dodgers and Cardinals still have reasons to check the box scores.

There's been great performances from stud ducks like Miggy Cabrera and Clayton Kershaw and relative newcomer stars like Yasiel Puig and Yu Darvish and Mike Trout. We get to say a classy and much-deserved good-bye to Mariano Rivera, who has 35 saves in 37 chances in his final season.

It's been a great year.

Well, except for all the A-Rod stuff and the fact that Biogenesis has completely been the story of this season.

A-Rod's punishment is expected to be announced today, with reports that he could be suspended until the end of 2014. He talked with reporters over the weekend and with every word, he becomes more and more slimy.


This and that

— Raven-Symone, the girl that played adorable/infuriating Olivia on the Cosby Show back in the day announced she is gay. We're curious what Cliff Huxtable has to say about the matter.

— Vinnie Catricala struck out on one pitch in a Texas League game over the weekend. Yep, one pitch. After arguing a called strike on the first pitch of his at-bat, Catricala tried to show up the umpire and stalled before getting in the box. The umpire, Ron Teague, invoked rule 6.02c, which states if the batter does not get into the box when instructed by the umpire, the umpire can call a strike. Teague did. Twice. And rang up Catricala on a single official pitch. Gang, we talked about unbreakable records last week. Well, meet pitcher Nick Tropeano, who has struck out a professional hitter on one pitch.

— Buckle up offensive tackles in the SEC. There's video out there of Jadeveon Clowney flipping a blocking sled. Yes, flipping it. Egads. Sleep easy Bryn Renner, you're 24 days from having Clowney coming on your blind side.

— NASCAR had a race. They went fast and turned left. Dale Jr. did not win. And hey, Danny Uggla just struck out. (That last one is copyrighted to Spy.)


Today's question

Feel free to address any of the above.

Also, feel free to bandy about any college football queries you may have.

If you need a talking point, well, let's start with these two:

• Here's a question we'll kick around on Press Row — the radio show we co-host with David Paschall from 1-3 p.m. on 105.1 FM in town — who is the face of the PEDs generation?

For the longest it was either Barry Bonds or Lance Armstrong. A-Rod certainly is in the discussion now.

• Has there been a better tag-on in a trade in recent memory than the Braves adding Chris Johnson to the deal with the Diamondbacks that sent Martin Prado and Randall Delgado west for Justin Upton? Johnson is leading the NL in hitting and seems to launch line drives by the dozen.


about Jay Greeson...

Jay was named the Sports Editor of the Times Free Press in 2003 and started with the newspaper in May 2002 as the Deputy Sports Editor. He was born and raised in Smyrna, Ga., and graduated from Auburn University before starting his newspaper career in 1997 with the Newnan (Ga.) Times Herald. Stops in Clayton and Henry counties in Georgia and two years as the Sports Editor of the Marietta (Ga.) Daily Journal preceded Jay’s ...

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chas9 said...

Lance Armstrong just burned his A-Rod jersey in disgust.

Break up the Braves!

Looks like Johnny Canadian Football will get his wish to see College Station in his rear view mirror.

August 5, 2013 at 10:11 a.m.
WilliamRscott said...


Looks you started a PED Rushmore. Who would the 4th one be? Someone from football or basketball for equal opportunity (?)


August 5, 2013 at 10:50 a.m.
JonathanMCook said...

"we need a Diablo sandwich and a Dr Pepper. To Go."

I believe the quote is "Gimme a bottle of anything...and a glazed donut...TO GO!" :P

Enjoyed Weeds column today regarding the Moc Walk. And the apparently long Disney Channel bleeep heard around the 423 on Sunday.

I was actually talking to my mom on the phone this past Friday and it seems as though there appears to be more of an "uptick" back home then in years past regarding the Mocs fanbase. Especially now that Phillip D. Glass is once again holding a "Power C" football helmet overlooking the streets of the Amnicola. :D

In the "small world" catagory, my direct supervisor happens to be an A&M alumni and like me with my Mocs shirt, he wears his alumni golf shirt on Fridays as well. We have yet to talk the talented drunk they have for a QB simply because of other important issues (work-wise)

Aside from that, I an't got much other then personal stuff: That movie in Temple where I got the sitation on the way home did cast me but not as one of the parts I auditioned for. It's a character that shows up a little later in the film as I was told who basically is "the scene stealer". They figured my comedic timing would best fit that character. However, we don't start filming until the first of next summer. Jury is still out on another role I auditioned that I'm suppose to hear back this week on.

Friend of mine actually read my first completed 12 chapters of "Chatlanta" and was pleasantly surprised by not only the world I created of early 22nd century Chattanooga/Atlanta but the fact I let the characters do the storytelling. That doesn't mean I'm the next JR Rawling or Tom Clancy but it means that it's readable to where hopefully someone like Random House or Del Ray will give it a snowball's chance.

After a two-week hiatus, I was back on the stage doing why the chicken cross the road. Most of the material centered around the road trip back to the 423 (Shreveport potholes and a gentlemen's club in Gadsden), a sign advertising a Zumba class at the assisted living center (the one on Shallowford near the mall) where 90% of the residences are on walkers (my one remaining grandparent lives there) and some jokes about texting and Facebook.

August 5, 2013 at 11:10 a.m.
Buschleague said...

5--If Eldrick picks off one more win before the season ends he is only 2 off all time number. He becomes the biggest story in sports (sorry SEC fans someone wins the BCS every year) for all the right reasons. I think the players still thinks of the PGA as a major and I would rank it over the Masters too. Clemens should be on the hypodermic Rushmore.

August 5, 2013 at 11:15 a.m.
chas9 said...

More headline fodder for JMC: Drunk, naked man arrested in Knox County on allegedly stolen Bobcat machine.

Do you newspaper guys just make these things up? And imagine what Ray Stevens could have done with that one.

August 5, 2013 at 11:21 a.m.
BIspy4 said...

You could win a fair amount of bar bets or wagers for catfish at Doc's (wah wah wah) by asking "who is leading the NL in hitting?"

Impressive run by the Braves. Looks like Heyward and at least one Upton are starting to snap out of it. Even if Johnson comes back down to earth a little bit, McCann and Freeman have been consistently ripping it.

As long as the Braves don't burn out the middle relief, the division race is oh-vur. And who'd a thunk that the two starters you feel most confident in are Minor and Teheran?

And Struggla just struck out again. Dude strikes out more than I do.

5, this may be the best line from the weekend. When asked why safety Fred Holton is no longer on the team, Georgia Tech head football coach Paul Johnson said it could be seen as a mutual decision. "He chose to break a team rule. I chose not to have him on the team any longer."

August 5, 2013 at 11:41 a.m.
jgreeson said...

9er —

Lance burning his A-Rod jersey is good stuff. As is Johnny Canadian Football. (We also like Johnny Walker Football.)

Did you see the story about the prison wedding where the bride was caught trying to smuggle drugs to her inmate groom and the cops found out when her dentures fell out? Some one should sell papers. Wait?


Bottle of anything and a glazed donut... That's David Lee Roth, right?

The Diablo sandwich and the Dr Pepper are from Buford T Justice in Smokey and the Bandit.

Congrats on the part. Hopefully we can say we knew you when...

Buscher —

Tiger gets on the cusp, it's a monster story for sure.

That said, the PGA bigger than Augusta... C'mon now.

Spy —

Heyward's killing it as the lead-off hitter. Who knew?

Here's hoping PJ turns it around if for no other reason than college football needs guys like Paul and Les Miles and Spurrier and the remaining few that will give a good answer to a fair question.

The more robots we find, the more boring the game will become.

— 5-at-10

August 5, 2013 at 11:53 a.m.
BIspy4 said...

Tough schedule for the Jackets. Got a lot on defense coming back but their biggest addition may be a subtraction. That would be you, Al Groh. Got a lot on offense and Vad Lee and Justin Thomas have a potential to be very, very special in that offense. Thomas was the 4A 100 meter champ in Alabama and the Jackets also have to find a way to get the Georgia 3A 100 meter champ, Broderick Snoddy, on the field.

August 5, 2013 at 12:27 p.m.
JonathanMCook said...


Yep, you are correct about the quote. I hadn't seen Smokey and the Bandit in forever so a lot of the better quotes had slipped my subconcious. Except for one from the lesser enjoyed third installment:

Junior: Dad...were you ever in the Klan?

BTJ: Nope....but your mamma was. And when she put on her sheet, she looked like an iceburg with feet!


I appreciate the "solicitations" but truth be told they're pointless. Unless your Jay Leno or David Letterman or doing a talk show locally via public access, most comics (the established ones) relay on life events or in the case with George Carlin or James Gregory, general observations on the shortcomings of society.

Topical humor really has a small shelf life and can easily be stolen by more or less lazy, desperate comics not willing to put in the work.

Spy- Love the quote. And your right, GT does have a rocky schedule. They play you guys next year. :P

August 5, 2013 at 12:55 p.m.
BIspy4 said...

Hey, 5, I didn't know until I saw the ajc's Falcons' beat writer tweet that the Bengals' Chris Lewis-Harris (or is it Harris-Lewis? Lewis-Harris? Huey Lewis and the News?) is a proud grad of Campbell o' Smyrna.

Ta, ta, Alex Fraudriguez.

August 5, 2013 at 3:53 p.m.
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