published Saturday, February 16th, 2013

The Cruise

about Clay Bennett...

The son of a career army officer, Bennett led a nomadic life, attending ten different schools before graduating in 1980 from the University of North Alabama with degrees in Art and History. After brief stints as a staff artist at the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette and the Fayetteville (NC) Times, he went on to serve as the editorial cartoonist for the St. Petersburg Times (1981-1994) and The Christian Science Monitor (1997-2007), before joining the staff of the ...

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Salsa said...

Yes. The Obama administration certainly is leading us on a cruise to Hell.

February 16, 2013 at 12:13 a.m.
MasterBlaster said...

Seriously, we're going to ALABAMA? I'll just stay on until we reach the next port...

February 16, 2013 at 12:24 a.m.
blackwater48 said...


Salsa said Obama is leading us on a cruise TO HELL.

I guess reading comprehension is not a conservative strong suit. The cartoon is entitled, "The Cruise FROM HELL." See the difference?

Republican congressmen still are trying to justify the Iraq invasion and re-writing history for its justification. They still 'think' we can cut ourselves to prosperity, still have a knee-jerk opposition to everything the Obama administration proposes, and still find it nearly impossible to go on the record and vote on legislation and appointments.

Even a Republican senator nominated by Obama for Secretary of Defense.

February 16, 2013 at 1:21 a.m.
hambone said...

So far, everything the Republicans have tried has worked out in Obama's favor!

They'll never learn!

February 16, 2013 at 4:13 a.m.
AndrewLohr said...


"All legislative powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States..." (Constitution Article 1 section 1). So what about these executive orders?

Our President submits a budget, and Harry Reid's Senate cannot find a single vote for it. Think Sharron Engle could do better?

Saddam's Iraq had murdered foreigners; therefore foreigners were entitled to execute him. He had WMDs; one IED was a gas shell. Sure, the invasion was bungled, and nationbuilding was overambitious. What justified the invasion of Libya? K'daffy had settled down, and Congress gave no such consent to Libya as it had to Iraq' would a GOP President get away with a Libya? If Libya, why not North Korea? Strain out a gnat but swallow a camel?

February 16, 2013 at 4:51 a.m.
Easy123 said...


"So what about these executive orders?"

"The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America." (Article II, Section I, Clause I of the Constitution).

Executive orders only seemed to become a problem when President Obama started using them. Reagan issued 381 E.O.'s, Bush 1 issued 166, and Bush 2 issued 291. President Obama has issued 147 E.O.'s; less than each of the last 3 Republican Presidents. Were you questioning executive orders then as well? Or is it just when the brown-skinned Democrat does it? Hell, Clinton issued 364 E.O.'s. I didn't hear anyone bitching then!

"Our President submits a budget, and Harry Reid's Senate cannot find a single vote for it. Think Sharron Engle could do better?"

Who cares? You'd bash it either way.

"Saddam's Iraq had murdered foreigners; therefore foreigners were entitled to execute him."

That is probably the biggest non sequitur I've ever read.

"He had WMDs; one IED was a gas shell."

Saddam had WMD's in 1991. There were no WMD's in Iraq circa 2003 when everyone was lied to by the Bush administration to start the most senseless war of all time.

"Sure, the invasion was bungled, and nationbuilding was overambitious."

That's a huge understatement.

"What justified the invasion of Libya?"

The intervention in Libya and the war in Iraq ARE NOT equivalent.

"K'daffy had settled down, and Congress gave no such consent to Libya as it had to Iraq' would a GOP President get away with a Libya?"

First of all, it's 'Gaddafi'. Secondly, a GOP President got away with a lot worse. Iraq was much, much worse. And that "consent" you speak of was based on outright lies and conjecture. But, as is your way, you're trying to make this false equivalency between the two and even trying rationalizing the war in Iraq. Third, Gaddafi was killing Libyan rebels. Many nations were involved, not just the United States. That whole country was a ticking time-bomb during that time. I'd also like to say that I didn't support the intervention in Libya or the war in Iraq but I'm not biased or ignorant enough to say the two were equivalent or even in the same ballpark like you are, Lohr.

"If Libya, why not North Korea?"

Because North Korea hasn't done the usual stuff that makes our country start poking our noses in the business of other countries. Once they start murdering their own people en mass or discover a large oil well under their landmass then we won't get involved.

February 16, 2013 at 6:14 a.m.
Reardon said...

Hey Blackwater,

"The Devil you know is better than the Devil you don't know."

February 16, 2013 at 8:01 a.m.
tifosi said...

Great stuff Clay. Keep it coming.

February 16, 2013 at 8:08 a.m.
mountainlaurel said...

Blackwater48 said: “Republican congressmen still are trying to justify the Iraq invasion and re-writing history for its justification. They ...still have a knee-jerk opposition to everything the Obama administration proposes, and still find it nearly impossible to go on the record and vote on legislation and appointments. Even a Republican senator nominated by Obama for Secretary of Defense.”

Mysterious things happen when you enter the Republican Triangle, Blackwater48. Time stops and reality is altered in the minds of a cruise ship's passengers. The knees jerk uncontrollably and people lose all common sense, which is why passengers like Senator McCain have problems with Chuck Hagel who is a prudent advocate of the “fool me once” maxim.

Yes, time has stopped for poor Senator John McCain and the rest of the passengers cruising through the Republican Triangle. It’s 2013, but Senator McCain the rest of the ship’s passengers are hopelessly stuck in the year 2003 – the era of the “big lie:”

“I believe the war in Iraq can be concluded successfully in a relatively brief time.” (Senator McCain Congressional Record, 3/18/03)

“There’s no doubt in my mind that once these people are gone that we will be welcomed as liberators,” McCain said on MSNBC’s Hardball in March 2003.

“I believe that this conflict is still going to be relatively short. I believe we’ve achieved significant goals and successes.” (Senator McCain, NBC, “Meet the Press,” 3/30/03)

“I have said a long time that reconstruction of Iraq would be a long, long, difficult process, But the conflict, the major conflict is over … The regime change is accomplished.” (Senator McCain Fox News, “Your World with Neil Cavuto,” 6/11/03)

“I just think — as I said — I think we will find weapons of mass destruction. Now, I think it’s entirely appropriate now that regime change has been orchestrated — and though the danger is certainly not over, the mission is ‘accomplished’— it’s appropriate to have a hearing.” (McCain, Salon, 6/13/03)

February 16, 2013 at 8:18 a.m.
Cactus said...

Bring our troops home from Germany, England, Japan, Italy, South Korea, etc.

February 16, 2013 at 8:24 a.m.
jesse said...

A more apt cartoon would be the ship is sinking w/the congress and all the executive branch on board!

BTW: nooga,i wasn't USMC ,I was NAVY nec8404!(google it if you need to!)But for 16 months i felt like i was!!

February 16, 2013 at 9:39 a.m.
EaTn said...

Costa Concordia would better describe our Congress relative to a cruise ship--with little hope of either being up-righted and put back into useful service.

February 16, 2013 at 10:47 a.m.
librul said...

As long as everybody is interested in lambasting the current administration for "leading us on a cruise to hell", there is a tale of woe far more pertinent to our current situation. There is a documentary airing Monday on MSNBC (yeah, that far left, socialist-leaning, propaganda outfit) that is going to shake the ground under the feet of the Bush-Cheney cabal. No matter where they are hiding these days, they are gonna feel it.

It is titled HUBRIS: SELLING THE IRAQ WAR and the revelations from insiders and declassified documents should explain why it was Bush, Cheney and their oil-soaked, zionist/neocon shadow government which put America on its "cruise to hell' a full decade ago and made war criminals of every living American.

Obama's drone wars are the continuation of this slide into policies of unfathomable, unjustifiable murder - a place from which no American living or yet to be will escape. America is over and every death dealt by our military's video-gaming drone pilots will add to our weight of guilt.

February 16, 2013 at 11:53 a.m.
librul said...

Oh, and lest we forget (as the oil-soaked, zionist/neocon cabal would LOVE for us to do) there is a new, updated documentary on 911 which will make you grit your teeth in anger, if you have any respect for the virtues of truth and honesty which have been ignored far too long and now that the instinctive revenge reflex from 911 has had a chance to wear off.

February 16, 2013 at 12:11 p.m.
Maximus said...

Been a while since I posted. I took my annual "beat the winter blues" trip to Vegas and as usual I cleaned up $$$$$! I stimulated Senator Harry Reid's economy since the old man needs all the help he can get. It's funny how there is sooo much freedom in Reid's state of Nevada (Gambling, Guns, Hookers, Can Walk Around Town With A Beer In Your Hand) yet Harry, in partnership with Barry wants to take so many of our freedoms away. Hmmmm? Thank God Congress is currently putting the ole rope-a-dope on Barry The Welfare Pimp. The cruise ship should really have the label, "The American Healthcare System", as he pulls the greatest, most innovative healthcare system in the world over the abyss of mediocrity with Obumerscare! It's gonna stink folks!

February 16, 2013 at 12:17 p.m.
librul said...

Yeah, right. "the greatest, most innovative healthcare system in the world" that no-one can afford - that enriches big pharma and insurance conglomerates - that assures corporate executives lives of leisure while hard-working Americans cannot afford to both eat and buy the medicines prescribed by that system. Boy - it's really great, isn't it?

February 16, 2013 at 12:24 p.m.
jesse said...

Hey libul!

Bush is history,he's over and done ,time to stick a fork in his arz! And no matter how bad he was ain't got nothing to do w/the fact that Obama is falling on his arz too! McCain would have been a disaster as would Romney so we gotta bite the bullit for 4 more years and hope someone competent gets it next time!

February 16, 2013 at 12:29 p.m.
librul said...

Hey Jesse!

Pie in the sky - seems to me. The system is rigged. It is owned lock, stock and barrel by corporate entities that have no interest in "the people" other than making them react like Pavlov's dogs and buy their products; or make them believe that watching reality TV is a worthwhile use of their time on Earth; that voting for the candidate who can best denigrate their opponent through lies and deception is equivalent to informed participation in buidling their government; that random killing is the path to peace; that in the face of opulence and GREED of the one percent it is the unemployed, sick, elderly, poor and struggling elements of the 99 percent of our society that are the reason our economy is threatened with collapse.

Apparently we are supposed to eagerly promote arming everybody because of an outdated 230 year-old amendment to our constitution and forget what our government did a decade ago to totally undermine it. Sorry, we are supposed to learn from history, not ignore it.

February 16, 2013 at 12:46 p.m.
bigguy said...

@librul - and who wrote obummercare? Could it have been the insurance conglomerates?

February 16, 2013 at 12:46 p.m.
librul said...

Of course. Obama the populist took off his mask a month into his first term and revealed that he is a groveling corporatist with the ability to make people think he is their knight in shining armor whiule giving the greedheads anything they want.

Corporations and their lobbyists have written the majority of our legislation in recent decades. That's why there is no public option - no single-payer. And that is why we are fighting wars that only the military-industrial complex supports. That is why we have a health care system that only big insurance and big pharma supports. That is why we have gun control laws that only gun manufacturers support.

In the current system, "voters" are nothing more than grease on the gears of the corporate machine and elections are nothing more than a means to wind its springs.

Our feckless "representatives" are worthless in the face of the system they have allowed the corps to create. All they can do are rubberstamp the wishes of big business which owns them, buys their constituency for them, uses the media to shape public opinion and steer the government to their ends and, in effect, determine who lives and dies.

February 16, 2013 at 12:56 p.m.
Maximus said...

bigguy....Yes, they were coerced and strong armed by Sebilius, Pelosi (Mafia Biatch), and the Gangster Pimp In Chief, Obama. You are right, Obamacare is not about enhancing healthcare or providing for the so-called uninsured, it's about our Marxist leadership trashing a private sector industry and capturing the monthly health insurance premiums being payed by hard working, tax paying American's, to be reditributed as they wish. Blue Cross Blue Shield Of Tennessee is not perfect, but I would rather continue to pay my monthly premium to a private sector, for profit corporation than to the government any day of the week. I have been very fortunate and have had few health issues but when I have BCBS of TN has been there for me anytime I needed it and with any doctor that I chose not matter the specialty. The private sector, profit driven, innovate or perish, healthcare system we currently have will always be superior to Obamacare. The insurance companies, hospitals, drug companies and doctors would not be supporting Obamacare if they had a choice. Obama simply states, "If you want to continue to serve Medicare patients, you better comply with Obamacare." Think about it.

February 16, 2013 at 12:58 p.m.
Maximus said...

librul....don't worry, your trashy, single payer, "healthcare for unemployed poetic hippies" is on the way. The usual formula, trash healthcare for over 280,000 million people to cover the so called 20 million uninsured. Really smart and I bet you have relatives whose lives have been saved by our awful healthcare system currently in place. Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. And please, no extended sob stories taken from the net about the uninsured. ANYONE can access healthcare, if needed in this country, anytime, any where. That will not be the case with Ogangstercare especially if you are yet to be born or over 80.

February 16, 2013 at 1:07 p.m.
librul said...

Thought about it. Sick of thinking about it. Private, for-profit, big business is the bane of our existence - regardless of the sector of our failing economy. Like they say, if no-one stirs the stew, the scum rises to the top. We have a very scummy economic system. It's enough to gag a zombie....and it is going to die. The damnable rethugs in our House of "Representatives" are ON VACATION even though the sequester is days away. THAT is the most telling example of scum-based government I can imagine. If Obama thinks he can tow THAT into port, he's gonna need a bigger boat.

February 16, 2013 at 1:09 p.m.
Maximus said...

librul, I understand, you tried to make it in the big boy world where you have to scrap and compete for every dollar and you just weren't good enough. That's OK. It happens. And I am sure you were just an innocent victim of circumstance. Don't worry, Obama is here to wrap the soft and weak in his arms and take care of you. Uuuummm,, but he can't right now, he is away from the wife and kids in Palm Beach, FL golfing, mostly on your dime, well I meant our dime since you are probably on unemployment, food stamps (EBT), the low income subsidy, and of course rent subsidy, and Obarry Phone. Cheer up loser, u r covered.

February 16, 2013 at 1:20 p.m.
mountainlaurel said...

Librul says: “HUBRIS: SELLING THE IRAQ WAR and the revelations . . . should explain why it was Bush, Cheney and their oil-soaked, zionist/neocon shadow government which put America on its "cruise to hell' a full decade ago and made war criminals of every living American.

Sounds interesting, but makes war criminals of every living American? . . . I don't think so, Librul. . . The American public didn’t collaborate with Bush, Cheney, and those warmongering Republican neocons in regard to the “big WMD lie.” . . . AND . . . a huge majority of Americans were strongly opposed and still are strongly opposed to the Bush era torture policies.

February 16, 2013 at 1:26 p.m.
Maximus said...

mtnlulu...The WMD was Sadam Hussein, he be dead. Bush 41 and 43 got the "W" (translation for you non-sports band member intellectuals...W=WIN) in the Middle East. Barry The Welfare Pimp on the other hand is "WITHDRAWING"! Loser is as loser does. I do hope Barry enjoys the golf in South Fla. away from the wife. I wonder if he and JayZ will hit the strip clubs in Miami?

February 16, 2013 at 1:45 p.m.
MasterBlaster said...

One thing that I'll even admit, for our first retarded President, GWB certainly ROCKED that joint...

February 16, 2013 at 1:52 p.m.
Maximus said...

Oh I forgot to mention, while Barry The Welfare Pimp is enjoying a "Guys Weekend" in Palm Beach, FL, Queen Michelle and the girls are out West, Colorado, I think, on a ski vacation. Can you imagine the tax payer cost of these separate trips? Secret service protection? Air Force One and Two on separate trips...what? Nothing but the best for our celebrity president and his wife. I am sure that both of them are thinking...."I am soooo glad we taxed the evil 1% and I wonder what the poor people are doing?" There is plenty of money.....just go to the Bank of China to pay for your luxury ski and golf vacas. Sooo special!

February 16, 2013 at 1:53 p.m.
Rickaroo said...

MaxiMouse, your 1:07 post is the most inane, insane, lying piece of crap that anyone could spew. I would like to know where you get your 20 million uninsured figure from - a website called Bogus Facts for Wing-nuts Who Want to Spread Lies? It is common knowledge that there are at least 50 million Americans without any health insurance whatsoever. And many millions more who do have it have only a bare-bones policy that basically protects their assets. Because the premiums are so high for complete coverage they are forced to take extremely high deductibles, oftentimes in the range of $5,000 - $10,000, which means that they still have to pay a lot of money out of pocket. In other words, they don't really have HEALTH insurance but basically just asset protection.

Our health care system that you like to think of as the best and most innovative in the world is actually one of the absolute WORST in the world for accessibility. Presently one must be extremely rich to be able to afford it or extremely fortunate to work for one of the few remaining companies that still provide affordable, comprehensive health insurance for its employees.

The notion that "ANYONE can access healthcare, if needed in this country, anytime, any where" is as preposterous as anything you have ever said - and that covers a lot because just about everything that comes out of that gnat-sized brain of yours is preposterous. Yes, anyone can get treated for an emergency at most emergency rooms and then sent home as soon as you are "stabilized." But if you require ongoing treatment or you are diagnosed with a serious illness such as heart disease or cancer or diabetes or any one of many others that afflict people, then you are sh#t out of luck. You have to be completely lost in your la-la land of make-believe and lies to make a statement as stupid as you just made. But then, considering who said it, that comes as no surprise.

February 16, 2013 at 2:50 p.m.
Easy123 said...


"And there was no end in site until George W. Bush had the courage to put an end to it."

Saddam was killing those folks in the late 80's and early 90's. We already went to war with Iraq over those murders. G. W. Bush didn't have the courage to put an end to anything. All that stuff was over.

"WMDs had been used by Saddam Hussien. The U.S. was not the only country to believe that he STILL had the weapons."

Anyone that still believed Iraq had WMD's was probably lead on by the lies the Bush administration perpetuated. Every supposed "fact" about Iraqi WMD's was based on conjecture and outright lies. Saddam gave up on WMD's in 1991.

"The number of U.S. troops killed in Iraq and Afghanistan over the last DECADE is roughly equivalent to the number of children aborted in the U.S. EVERY DAY."

Abortions per day: ~3,300. United States soldiers killed in both wars: 6,570.

What kind of idiot math are you doing exactly? You seem to be rationalizing the war in Iraq so does that mean you can rationalize those abortions too? Are you drawing another false equivalency between abortions and war? Is this the new WingNut tactic? To act like things done under WingNut Presidents are equivalent to things supported and done under non-WingNut Presidents? LMFAO! Your deception and blatant ignorance knows no bounds.

February 16, 2013 at 3:27 p.m.
Maximus said...

Rickapoo....The premiums are soooo high for idiot unemployed losers like you that can't find their arss from a hole in the ground when making their own financial and other life management decisions. You have always lived in the cynical land of ifs and buts becoming another one of life's victims that must be taken care of. Like I stated in an earlier post to Loser Librul, there are those that can't cut it in our, competitive, free market society and although I think there are a lot of "posers" out there riding the safety net through life like you Rickaroo, sometimes losers have to be taken care of and you certainly have your guy in Barry The Welfare Pimp. As for 50 million uninsured, does that still justify turning the entire system over to a lame duck, teleprompter reading, campaigner in chief, when over 250 million people are paying for healthcare through the private sector and loving it? No, Obamacare is simply a government money grab and our great healthcare system will be trashed. The healthcare stats you like to quote...WORST IN THE WORLD FOR ACCESSIBILITY are crap. What countries are you talking about....Denmark, where 99% of the population is white.....the UK....good luck on the wait list for that heart procedure.....Cuba...? Really? No Rickaroo, you are a weak, soft, mind numbed, somewhere over the rainbow, liberal who refuses to accept the fact that FREEDOM is the greatest gift government can provide its people and eventually we will get back on track when we put people like you back in your cynical, central planning, utopian, dispicable, outhouse of history. Having worked in the healthcare industry for over 25 years I can say unequivically that you do not know crap about the finest, most caring, most innovative, private sector healthcare system in the world. A system that people from all over the world flock to when they need critical care and other services. A system that has the best medical education system in the world.....THE AMERICAN FOR PROFIT PRIVATE SECTOR HEALTHCARE SYSTEM. Again, Rickster, I really do not understand how someone can live their life in such a cynical way, not believing in the power of free people over government. You have no faith or confidence in your fellow man to work hard toward achieving their potential because you have been such a loser yourself. That's OK, Big Mommy Obama is there to take care of you. Let us sing...Kum Ba Yaaaaaaaa......loser twit.

February 16, 2013 at 3:35 p.m.
Maximus said...

No one wants to weigh in on Barry The Welfare Pimps "Guys Weekend"?

The silence from you welfare state, class warfare, hippy dippy stoner, union lovers in stone washed jeans and bright white tennis shoe black leather jacket wearing, lazy loser liberals is deafening! As Barry's friend JayZ would say....."Wut up homeys?" Now that's fuuuuunnnny I don't care what anybody says!

February 16, 2013 at 3:40 p.m.
Easy123 said...


"we allow obama to seize the entire system and screw everyone, instead of just fixing it for a few that need it ?"

That isn't what is occurring. No one is seizing the system.

"Obamacare is not a healthcare system, it is a money cow for Progressives."

Based on what evidence?

"And then they will ration the hell out of it so the unspent money can be farmed back into every fricking type of boondoggle that the Progressive thugs can think of, all unrelated to healthcare."

Conjecture. You're talking out of your ass.

"The Progressive thugs that now run this country want the profits insurance companies now make. I would rather a public company profit than obastard."

WTF are you talking about? Can you be any more out of touch with reality?

"If we went to something remotely similar to Europe (which is horrendous) some of us could possibly tolerate it."

Most nations in Europe have universal healthcare. The UK has single-payer and many of the others have national health insurance. SOCIALISM!

"But obamacare is a creation of lying Progressive thugs and is already beginning to degrade our lives."

Your ignorance is showing. Obamacare is the creation of the Republican think-tank, the Heritage Foundation in 1989. It was heavily backed by the likes of Bob Dole, John Chafee and 18 other Republicans. Mitt Romney seemed to do well with in in Massachusetts. Wasn't that the guy voted for in the election? So it'll work for Romney but not for President Obama? LMFAO! You idiocy is palpable.

February 16, 2013 at 3:41 p.m.
librul said...

What a hoot - it doesn't take a 'homeskool educashun' to see the idiocy of the wingnuts on the forum. They've been addicted to neocon kool-aid so long you can hear it sloshing when they shake their heads at truth and logic.

February 16, 2013 at 3:43 p.m.
Maximus said...

EASY 123, like Obama, your wife told me that you too like to WITHDRAW EARLY! OMG...........NOW THAT'S FUNNY RIGHT THAR!

February 16, 2013 at 3:46 p.m.
Easy123 said...

JonRoss is, without a doubt, the biggest moron I've ever come across in my entire life.

February 16, 2013 at 3:46 p.m.
Easy123 said...


"EASY 123, like Obama, your wife told me that you too like to WITHDRAW EARLY!"

I'm not, nor have I ever been, married. Would you like to try again?


You must have Down Syndrome.

February 16, 2013 at 3:49 p.m.
Maximus said...

librul...truth and logic...always in the leftist toolbox. You forgot....OUR truth and logic to control the little people. Please don't go the "ignorant right" route. It is tired. You are a predictable, elitist, liberal, idealog wasting your time on such outdated concepts as income redistribution, fairness, and socialized utopia. Why don't you get a job to help us pay for the utopia you already live in? Piss Ant Drut. By the way....Drut is TURD spelled backwards. Pretty smart for an ignorant Republican. Just sayin.................HA HA!

February 16, 2013 at 3:54 p.m.
Maximus said...

OK Easy, your life partner told me. Easy to understand why you have not been married. How could you support them?

February 16, 2013 at 3:56 p.m.
Easy123 said...


"OK Easy, your life partner told me."

You're too stupid to understand that your insult just completely failed.

"Easy to understand why you have not been married."

Obviously, you're delusional enough to think you know something about me.

"How could you support them?"

Like most people, I have a job.

Keep going. I enjoy watching "Vanderbilt" grads look like autistic monkeys!

February 16, 2013 at 3:59 p.m.
Maximus said...

Come on libs, what about Barry and Michelle's "Let Them Eat Cake" separate, tax payer funded, secret service with automatic weapons secured, Air Force One luxury vacations? I wonder who else was on the big ole jets with them to enjoy the Cristal and Caviar? Heah liberals, Barry and Michelle do not give a RATS ASS about helping you. Barry quoted as saying...."Give them another $5.00 on their EBT cards that should help my poll numbers."

February 16, 2013 at 4:02 p.m.
Maximus said...

EASY....Hey now....autism is a serious disease. You will have to issue a public apology and do 500 hours of community service with autistic gun owning chilrens (As Rev. Wright would say.) I figured you were an hourly "job" kind of guy. I'm thinking public works. You certainly are not smart or ambitious enough to have any kind of career. There are people that think work is a necessary evil and you are one of those. Enjoy. Vandy had a pretty good recruiting class. Good enough to whip UT again! Cheers Black and Gold! Anchor Down! Well, gotta go walk my full blooded English Fox Hound named JD....that's short for Jeff Davis. Ya'll be nice!

February 16, 2013 at 4:12 p.m.
Easy123 said...


"autism is a serious disease."

Autism is a disorder, not a disease.

"I'm thinking public works."

And, as usual, you thought wrong.

"You certainly are not smart or ambitious enough to have any kind of career."

Pot meet kettle.

"There are people that think work is a necessary evil and you are one of those."

You're a deluded piece of fly excrement. You have no clue what you're even talking about. Your inability to characterize people accurately (a problem for nearly every WingNut) makes me laugh.

"Vandy had a pretty good recruiting class. Good enough to whip UT again! Cheers Black and Gold! Anchor Down! Well, gotta go walk my full blooded English Fox Hound named JD....that's short for Jeff Davis. Ya'll be nice!"

February 16, 2013 at 4:26 p.m.
degage said...

Easy, your remark that Max must have down syndrome was uncalled for. just like a liberal to put down a group of people not like them. You are a hypocrite, always acting like you are for the underdog then saying something like that. Shame on you.

February 16, 2013 at 5 p.m.
bigguy said...

I think if we would all read the communist manifesto, we would realize what is happening to us. Go ahead, give it a gander.

February 16, 2013 at 5:03 p.m.
Easy123 said...


"your remark that Max must have down syndrome was uncalled for."

No, it wasn't.

"just like a liberal to put down a group of people not like them."

I didn't put down any group. Just like a WingNut to lie about things that are easily discernible.

"You are a hypocrite, always acting like you are for the underdog then saying something like that."

I'm not a hypocrite. I've done nothing hypocritical. And I've never acted like I was for the underdog either. You're the hypocrite. I've proven that many times over.

"Shame on you."

Shame on you for every misguided attempt to call me a hypocrite. I get it. You're butt hurt that I point out your hypocrisy. But your sanctimonious bullsh!t isn't going to work around here. You only feign outrage when people that aren't on your side do things that you perceive as wrong or unfair. That is your hypocrisy. I've made that very clear.

February 16, 2013 at 5:26 p.m.
jesse said...

Downs syndrome is an act of nature,being an arzhole is a matter of choice!

February 16, 2013 at 5:33 p.m.
Easy123 said...


"Downs syndrome is an act of nature"

I didn't know chromosome abnormalities were "acts of nature".

"being an arzhole is a matter of choice!"

I believe it coming from the King Arzhole himself.

February 16, 2013 at 5:38 p.m.
jesse said...

Well easy, I could have said "an act of God" BUT !

Actually i was kinda at a loss as to how to phrase it!

But i knew you would catch it!!lol

February 16, 2013 at 5:55 p.m.
Easy123 said...


"I could have said "an act of God" BUT !"

Only a real prick of a deity would give children Down Syndrome. Yet, people still believe and worship a deity that does that very thing.

"Actually i was kinda at a loss as to how to phrase it!"

One possible phrase could be "genetic condition".

"But i knew you would catch it!!lol"

Stop riding my coattails.

February 16, 2013 at 5:59 p.m.
jesse said...

Riding your coattails??? gonna have to explain that one to me!

February 16, 2013 at 8:30 p.m.
Easy123 said...


"This can often be used as a generic phrase for anyone that hangs onto another person as they forge ahead, without effort from the hanger-on."

February 16, 2013 at 8:47 p.m.
Maximus said...

Easy 123.....your expansive use of high school vocabulary words is a clue taking me to the conclusion that you are an over achieving factory worker with a G.E.D. Did I "characterize" you right?

February 16, 2013 at 9:40 p.m.
gypsylady said...

Minimus, my dear, why is it that you have such a need to compensate? There must have been something really scary in your life.

February 16, 2013 at 9:48 p.m.
Easy123 said...


"your expansive use of high school vocabulary words"

The fact that you think vocabulary is taught in high school leads me to believe you're a witless idiot. Combine that with your poor grammar, terrible punctuation and your need to put words like characterize in quotations, you might be MR. I would go so far as to say you open-mouth kiss farm animals on occasion.

"you are an over achieving factory worker with a G.E.D."

How would my vocabulary lead you to that conclusion? Flesh that logic out. LMFAO!

"Did I "characterize" you right?"


February 16, 2013 at 9:48 p.m.
dude_abides said...

Maximus isn't smart enough to draw the curtains. He's like a walking "Gong Show." He surfs on a wave of verisimilitude, and he never sees the pier coming. Hang ten, TOES!

February 16, 2013 at 11:02 p.m.
jesse said...

You feel like i'm hangin on your coattails???

I would be interested to know how you came to that conclusion!

February 17, 2013 at 6:08 a.m.
Easy123 said...


You expected me to do the work for you.

February 17, 2013 at 12:43 p.m.
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