Here are some entries that didn't make the cut.
You're So Chattanooga If...
- If you need an ambulance, you go to Patten Towers.
- The bumper sticker on your truck proclaiming you are a proud gun owner who shoots trespassers and tailgaters is right above your "choose life" license plate.
- Your family has ever been referred to as "ditch people" by someone living on Signal or Lookout.
- Your favorite restaurant is that "eye-talian" place, the Olive Garden.
- You hear the term "Tennessee Waltz" and the first thing that comes to mind is not dancing
- You attend the Scopes Monkey Trial reenactment each year, hoping it turns out differently.
- If you've ever bought 20 pairs of socks and pornos at the same stand on Rossville Boulevard.
- The first place you visit when a prostitute has been arrested is Right to Know.
- You know someone who got stabbed at The Strut.
- Your East Ridge friends make fun of the size of your Red Bank tunnel.
- The graffiti on your building is too minimalist.
- If you enjoy soaking in the warm springs discharging from Sequoyah Nuclear Plant.
- You've ever raided a child's piggy bank to get pay-per-view wrestling.
- Your parents smile wickedly when they walk by the Boat Chute at Lake Winnie.