BiffBoof's comment history

BiffBoof said...

GeeBo is right on. My friend Harold was drivin his Dodge truck, which I keep tellin him can't compete with a my old Chevy, and he was not payin attention going out back. Then he bends over a little to grab his dip cut and is not payin attention. Same as this cell phone business, I tell you. I warned him about 100 times about payin attention while dippin. Well, guess who was comin in the opposite direction? Reckon it was me! Well, I saw his piece of junk Dodge and him ducking down, so I ran him off the road! And let me tell you what, if it werent for that chicken wire, he probably would have flipped over. As it is now, his inferior automobile has a broken axel, yep split right in half. Chicken wire all stuck in his rotary specs. To-wit, it dont matter what you're doin, pay attention!!!

June 29, 2009 at 10:11 p.m.
BiffBoof said...

I tell you what, boy. If I see this Gavin kid on the road, just textin away, I'm liable to ram into him on principle....for the good of mankind. I'm tired of these teeny boppers swervin all over the place, in and out of lanes, almost hittin guard rails, while making one of these texts to their "boo." I reckon that if I give him a "friendly" little bump and get him swervin a little on on-coming traffic, he'll start payin attention! Maybe his dad gum cellular phone will jump out the window and do us all a favor!

June 29, 2009 at 4:54 p.m.
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