I'll start by saying that the 8th grade boy in me sees the humor in this and quietly giggles. However, it's only appropriate if you want to live in a place where "Sofa King Juicy Burgers" is located next door to "Aplha Kenny Body's Tire Service," "Mike Oxlong's Hotdogs" or "Buster Cherry's Ice Cream Shoppe." ... the list goes on. Since when did Dayton Blvd become the Vegas strip and does anyone really need another reason to avoid going to or thru Red Bank?
(Please excuse the examples as they were only used to clearly demonstrate the point)