EXCERPT: The Fable Of The Gun Toting Snakes (17 January 2 February 2013)
All snakes were not good and all snakes were not snakes.
But the guns had no name. A deer gave a hungry man
one shot. But an advancing enemy platoon offered
many targets that should not have been available.
Throughout the great forest and the jungles of the world the animal kingdom was outraged at the senseless slaughter of helpless birds in their nests. The Albatross was a big flying bird. While resting and breeding in the cold Arctic islands in the north some ruthless drunken human subjects who were sailing on a fishing vessel came ashore. Some of these rebellious human subjects we bear witness were also seen in larcenous possession of several military style weapons used for warfare.
Sun Smooth the leader of the Albatross clan tells the following story:
“We were taking turns sitting over the nests of our young when we heard a great amount of noise in the area of the sea shore. I had just come back from a long ride and glide of more than a thousand miles over many great and wide streams of water with much food for our young. We were nesting along our favorite ridges which were near the sea. Suddenly Silent Wind my mate cried out saying…
“The mean, the bad and from our experiences wicked human subjects have come to rob and kill us.”
“She then said…
“They are coming to take our babies from their nests.”
Sun Smooth continued his discussion and said….“We had wandered to this place from our southern resting place in the Bird Island known as the South Georgia Colony. We were defenseless as the human subjects had a few guns but all of them had some sort of club or knife. They murdered our babies in their nests and tried to kill us but we flew over their heads and tried to swipe them with our wide wing-span.”
King Cobra always the narrator resumed the discussion. King Cobra was also one of the good snakes as most of the snakes had gone rogue and often assisted the human subjects who were obsessed with trying to kill any member of the animal kingdom. We also remember that these snakes since Creation had an initial time of rebellion. They thus were reduced to moving upon their bellies as some sneaked and crawled around looking and searching for mischief.
But suddenly Sun Smooth insisted on making the following comments and concerns regarding the narration of King Cobra about the gun toting snakes. He said….
“King Cobra I hope you tell us about the coalition that the evil snakes made with the rebels among the human subjects. We know also of some human subjects that rose to the leadership ranks trying to help the animal kingdom and the human subjects. We know Sully the friend of the scorpion was one. John the great peace-keeper who continued on a mission of bringing all of the animal kingdom and the human subjects to peaceful co-existence in love was also murdered and killed by a gun.
Beloved as I sit down and cry I reach out to the entire snake kingdom. I declare that there are some good snakes as was my father King Cobra before me. However, once again more than once some members of the snake family in Africa and America plotted to steal this device. Being lost to temporary things they could steal copies that had been made by our hidden manufacturing conglomerate that made many of our communication devices. The great Owl Z still hooted, the birds cried out, many dogs barked and a Lone Wolf late at night and early morning howled at the human subjects and the Moon.
Meanwhile, this device of great communication was sold to many human subjects who mis-used the phones with many cells just like they abused the gun. The gadgets continued their journey to cyberspace. Is cyberspace outer space? We all had not only heard but knew about another time and space. All of the gadgets were no longer needed and no one would know of the gun. There would be many deep cool Indian Springs as we stood up eating the fruit and nuts from the field. The bosom was seen in the Creator as we all were to eventually rest there.
Peace and Golden Paradise,
Brother Carl A. Patton writing for the FreedomJournal Press Thursday 7 March 2013 in the year of our Lord and Savior Christ Jesus.
Cont. Part II
Meanwhile we first invented a weapon called a gun to ward off their constant intrusions into our homeland. But a few years before we came to America we began the development of a hand carried means of communication with our brethren.”
King Cobra our narrator had a heavy heart because so many members of the snake kingdom had lived up to their name they had carried since the days of Old.
“Brother SBOJ I have heard other members of the founding families say that the talking phone allowed the animal kingdom to better protect their homeland from the human subjects especially when other wicked snakes sold them guns.”
Another Wise Owl simply called Z spoke to Lone Wolf and his brother Grey Wolf as Moon Dog watched and listened.
Z said …”With the talking phone all of the members of the animal kingdom knew exactly when they would be attacked by the evil human subjects who tried to terrorize any animal of the field every chance they got.”
Brother SBOJ we want to know more about just how the talking phone grew and developed over-time? Therefore give us some more background on the historical development of the talking phone?
“Well brethren the talking phone that was developed overtime was not intended to be bitter passion mired as deep as frog’s bottom in the obsession that we see today. For example just like the gun it was meant for the betterment of life within the animal kingdom but human subjects abuse everything. They produce or create nothing but when we create anything it is stolen and then abused by the lost nation among the human subjects who have no regard for life among the subjects called human nor anyone resting peaceful in the animal kingdom.
Monkey See, Monkey Do and several Baboons who were twins were now engaged in a great conversation and debate. The twin Baboons Do Right and Do Good told Grey Wolf and Lone Wolf as Moon Dog listened that…
“SBOJ further developed the talking phone as he and most of Monkey and Baboon Nation fled the hot burning sun in Africa for America. They talked over these phones only when necessary because by nature and the Creation they had no frivolous genes or inclinations.”
Cont. Part III
The Fable of the Gadgets That Controlled The Mind (January 25, 2013
John said there are the dense that are already dumb and aphonic.
The speechless mind thus has become lost with no recent or early
A heart out of sync thus renders a mind that has lost the
heart and placed ill found trust in unconscious simpleton
that also reaches deep into contemporary technology.
The Willows Whistle in the wind while the Spirit
in the Wind blew and looked upstream.
I overheard in the great forest of a wicked plan to control the temporary minds of the weak and the frivolous. The night birds were heard singing about the fools that rush out but never in. There was much mind control and gadget control. So one day the dogs and cats in the house of the human subjects looked and watched. They had heard their brethren all through the humane forests tell of an obsession the world has never seen.
Did the obsession rival or was it greater than the great vices of illicit sex, drugs, alcohol and gambling? Many birds in the field flew high and low singing sad songs that had at one time been glad songs. But the snakes we are told claimed great freedom in texting, surfing, facing books, tweeting not like a bird mesmerized with a great obsession with the gadget age.
Meanwhile the Monkey and Baboon Kingdoms who had previously migrated to America although they left some of their brethren behind tried to bring some clarity to a way of life that had many positive attributes that had gone astray. A handsome Gorilla called SBOJ had created or invented the talking phone.
Monkey Do now entered the conversation an asked SBOJ the following question:
“First of all SBOJ should I address you as Mr. SBOJ or King SBOJ?”
“Well Monkey Do I don’t want to seem to be puffed up in pride so just call me Brother SBOJ. I never want to have anyone to think I am superior to anyone even the human subjects.”
“Ok Brother SBOJ, great I got that right. So tell me as I will surely inform Monkey See who will tell all of the animal kingdom even the snakes who will surely tell all of the human subjects….Why did you create the cell phone that has made transition after transition to even talk?”
“Well my Brother Monkey Do in the jungle where I was born and raised in the Land of Burnt Animal Faces we needed more advanced communication. The human subjects came to eat the meat of many of our brethren and to take trophies. The trophies by the standards of the human subjects meant the head of especially our brethren the great Lion and Tiger. These were our beloved brethren who we love dearly. They also wanted to try to put many of us in caged prisons as side-shows for other human subjects. This was a zero zone we called the ooz.
The Parable Of The Weapon of Mass Destruction (7 January 2013)
I fell and was called to a conversation with John.
The children cried, screamed and hollered. The old
folk wept and the demon possessed trigger man laughed
as he had no tears.
One man found a time of insanity when he lost his job.
He did not have to go to a pawn shop or gun store. He
went home fetched his arsenal and tried to eliminate
everyone at his former workplace that winked at him.
Guns are called weapons in the military but they must
have some help to kill. A hammer strikes a nail but
does the hammer build the house. I saw many unused
tools rusting in decay in a tool box.
The guns the rifles the man O' war assault rifles rested
not used and in need of a good cleaning in a gun rack.
That shot-gun has never fired any buck shot by its
own power. What power?
That trigger finger never really controls the weapon.
A society sick in many ways especially Spiritual decay
has a certain attitude. The young and old have a
particular mind-set and heart failure.
Man, meanwhile lower than lower animals, kills for
fun. The hunter rich and wealthy, cherished his trophy
which was the head of big game. Mercy in the Lions
Den. They roamed in Large Land Rovers all through
the jungles of Africa.
The rape of “The Land of the Blacks” even included the
elephant, the great cheetah and tiger land as some roam and
wander all through the African Savanna, for ages at peace,
until gun powder came.
But some stayed at home to stalk the deer whose antlers
adorn many mantel-pieces. The corpses of innocent
babes rotted in the fields, the jungle and the all
along the mountain side.
The Plains Indians still cry as the great Bison the
Buffalo would no longer roam as dead animals
rotted in the sun, scalped of their hide the skin
and fur that kept the Comanche warm during
the great winter’s of the open Plains.
We see thus many killers of men, women, children, boys
and little girls practice all day and night on a
gun range outdoors and indoors well into midnight.
The money barons the real gun-runners smiled as
the weapon of mass destruction came not cheap.
Nor did the bullets they let fly. The world thus
bears witness to a great obsession with killing
tools. While some come to hoard guns for protection
and others think that one day there will be a great
Revolt over the economics of racism.
John however had some answers. Banning all things
used unwisely is not really the answer as this will
never come to daylight or midnight. However, seeing
the heart Doctor who rendered His blood once and for all
will fix any problem.
Peace and Sweet Paradise,
Brother Carl A. Patton writing for the FreedomJournal Press 10 January 2013 in the year of our Lord and Savior Christ Jesus.
Cont. Animals That Had Guns
Although they came in great numbers we invented the gun and this is what chased them back to where they came from. However, a few settled among the native human subjects to work tending the fields of cotton especially that grown by the Natives in the South of the land of the Monkeys and Baboons.”
“Mr. Monkey Do” reports….
“Well King Cobra when the Monkey and Baboon Nation came to America we embraced our brethren here and the people native to the land. Once more than once they were at peace and we had no trouble. We never needed to bear arms against these human subjects. However, it was a different story among those from the small lands across the great sea that had very little resources or meat at home that came to our land.
For example we could have carried out a campaign of extinction of the people foreign to our land. But we did not. We tried to help them and allowed them to see our practice of love and compassion for all of the animal kingdom and for those foreign and indigenous to our land.
Therefore we don’t hunt for food with our guns. We eat from the fields we sow and what God has rendered due to his grace and mercy.”
Mr. Monkey See and Mr. Monkey Do” I am grateful for your comments and I have been listening closely to your dialog. But let me continue this story. No matter what we did in the animal kingdom the subjects called humans just got worse. We began to have full scale wars with these subjects.
Therefore we had no choice but to invent better weapons for warfare. All of the Monkeys, Baboons and Gorillas got together. Many of the big cats were there and all of the snakes that some of the subjects called deadly were also there. I heard the snakes and the deer of the forest say that previously we only had to defend our homes. Therefore in all instances we had been able to drive the subjects called humans from our homelands.
But they eventually got so bold that we had to launch attacks against them and defend some of our land as they made constant attacks upon our people. Therefore a big grizzly bear we called BK invented the Assault Rifle. BK also told us we needed an extended magazine for this weapon because we needed all the bullets we could get as the subjects called humans often would assault us for hours on end. “
Mr. Monkey See” said….
“I know this to be true King Cobra but what was the greatest challenge… is the quest to continue to invent weapons for our protection? For example the weapons stolen by the subjects called humans were used to kill humans and many members of the animal kingdom. For the record our people throughout the animal kingdom only used these weapons in cases when they were attacked or to defend our lands from the subjects called humans. “
The Eagle brought us the first automatic rifle named after a human subject who stole chickens named Winchester. No doubt Snake Cobra that the invention of gun powder by the rulers of the land paved the way for the creation of a device that would fire a bullet. The bullet is much more deadly than the spear, bow and arrow, knife or sword.
Once again brethren as I (as the King Cobra Snake) continue this story…
“I remind you of the fact that the Native people of the land were always at peace. Well who stands in opposition to creative and necessary development of technology as the animals of the land continue to grow develop and prosper? The subjects once known as humans stood by smiling but winking in secret when they put one or more hands up to their face.
Since the animals of the field never used their weapons that were never described as weapons of mass destruction to unnecessarily harm other animals or people they rested in things good. But all things good are not always good. The human subjects often stole guns or were sold guns by Snakes and then made short lived attempts of war and revolt against the rulers of the land.
“Mr. Monkey See” said….
“Let us look through the looking glass that is in my house to the time when our Nation would become even more advanced.
Yes “Monkey See”….
“Let me do my thing since I am “Mr. Monkey Do.” For example the telephone has made a transition to cell phones that also include multi-faceted information and various gadgetry for information, games, and communication. However, very few of us mis-use this technology except a few Snakes and whenever one falls into the calloused hands of the subjects described as humans.
But some of the Snakes and the Rebels called humans old and young have become obsessed with these devices and have no interest in real information but in fun games, pictures galore, texting and idle gossip. But the firearms for the animal kingdom have always had a vital purpose and use. These weapons were not invented to kill other animals nor the subjects called humans. But there has always been a historic conflict over land and water by subjects and the animals.
“Mr. Monkey See” said….
“King Cobra I know you are a good Snake. In fact you are one of our most honest Snakes. We also commend you for not being obsessed with greed and trade with the humans. But let me ask you this question? Did the firearms have an initial utility? Did greed regarding the land of other people pave the way for the invention and creation of the firearms? The land of the Monkeys and Baboons was invaded by the northern human subjects. They attempted to conquer, defeat and rape the land of its animals, other human subjects native to the land, resources and all the life that is not wild.
In America we established a colony and began to till the land to sell mostly to the subjects called humans. Some of the poor who had been cast from the prisons across the great sea north from where we came worked the land for us. However, we paid them fair wages and made a pact to never make war on them as they had only metal weapons and no guns.
The land had been won by a great Revolution among the animals indigenous to the land and the invaders from across the great pond. We had been living in peace with the Native people. However, when the red and blue coats came they wanted everything. But they had no guns. Therefore we also worked some of them in our fields but we always paid them wages and treated them fair, although they were alleged to be human and could think.”
The Monkey and Baboon Nation joined forces with all of the animals in North, South and Central America. Thus throughout the Western Hemisphere there was a coalition and unified effort to protect all Snakes etc. from the subjects alleged to be humans. So as the nation began to take shape a Constitution was written with the 1st Amendment that first gives all the animals not lower of the field the right to Free Speech, growl, grunt, sing and cry out at any time. The 2nd Amendment came next and gives them all as the Monkeys and Baboons stood in the Red, Black, Green and Brown Big House the right to bear arms.
So every household in the intelligent animal kingdom had possession of several firearms. The subjects called humans had to be constantly kept under strict surveillance as they might take up the meager arms at their disposal or steal a few guns and cause a Riot or Revolt.
King Cobra now said….
“Monkey Nation and Baboon Kingdom where are you going with this story? Well first of all Snake we want you to know for certain that we have a constitutional right to speak on this subject. We all have Freedom of Speech even you. We also want to go on record to announce to the entire world and you and the rest of the Snakes who often make it hard for us Monkeys and Baboons that we all have the right by way of the Constitution we established to bear arms.
But before we look at the contemporary land-scape and the great Revolts by the subjects called humans to steal our guns we will take you back a bit and continue with a Monkey version of what our more intelligent friends in the animal kingdom called the historical development of guns and gun powder.
“I first had a rifle that you placed gun powder down the barrel to get it to fire. But since then I have carried the Coat revolver (invented by Bru Rabbit with the Brown Coat).”
“Mr. Monkey Do” said….
“Yes we are pleased to also have the single and double barrel shot gun the repeating carbine and the time when the subjects really tired to get out of hand we used the Cacklin Gun invented by a large goose or duck that came over from Russia.
But these subjects eventually came with big and small sticks, clubs, spears, the bow and arrow and large knives. They wanted to kill many animals for sport and fun. Some also claimed that they ate meat and wanted to eat the peaceful animals after roasting their flesh over a hot fire.
Meanwhile, the most gifted gorilla told all the monkeys and baboons who told everyone in the great forest….
“We need to do something about these subjects said to be human who come to take not only our land but our hides.”
“Gentleman Sam” the head of the clan continued to speak. He said….
“We must go into the chemistry laboratory and create or invent something that will help us sustain our lives.”
This was around the time of the 9th Century as the King Cobra Snake continues to narrate this story. Thus the effort to sustain life for the animals of the land resulted in the invention of something that was explosive.
King Cobra said….
“My friends and enemies who don’t have any guns this explosive device was called gun powder. It also changed the way we will be able to defend ourselves when man hunts for food.”
But “Gentle Sam” the mighty gorilla said….
“Instead of the subjects human hunting for meat in the forest why want they domesticate their own animals to eat? Will the subjects called humans raise some hogs, pigs, cows and chickens?”
“Wait a minute “Gentle Sam” said “King Cobra” do you mean this subject alleged to be human wants or has a desire to eat all if not most of the brethren in the field?”
“Yes, that is right “King Cobra” I know because I have seen him hunting, stalking and lurking like a hump back fool throughout the jungle and the forest.”
Then said all the monkeys and baboons….
“We hope to get out this hot sun and go to America.”
“But what happened, why are you leaving said the Gorilla “Gentle Sam?”
“Well the native subjects of this land are at peace and have always been this way. However, some people came from up north to try and take them away from the land. But they defeated them with short spears in close in fighting. These people were very mighty with the sword.
The aggressors were very insistent on raping the land and its people. So Mr. “King Cobra” before we left these shores we came up with the idea of the gun made to perform with a black powder we called gun powder. When the subjects human come into the jungle the great forest trying to take us from our homes and kill us we fired back at him with these flintlock guns and he fled.”
All the monkeys and baboons once more than once said….
“We had to keep up with the times so since we had this knowledge and expertise to think we continued to develop the gun. The gun we developed in the forest changed the way the subjects human would hunt for food. It also gave us an edge whenever we had the few wars with the human subjects. Although outnumbered we were held in a superior status because we had invented the gun.
The Fable Of All The Animals In The Forest Who Had Guns (12 January 2013)
The Old Wise Owl hooted, hollered loud but clear, he also moaned during the night and day and cried all night long. He stood all along the Watchtower. He knew that as far as he could see and beyond was the land that belonged to the Creator.
The snakes hid underneath rocks that were slippery and old but had always been their home. Many small rats and other animals that lived in holes carried well oiled 25 automatics tied to their furry bodies. But the big boys the bears, the deer carried rifles often used in warfare. But this was after the time when some monkeys and baboons in Africa invented gun powder around 1232.
The monkeys, baboons and gorillas along with the great elephant and the king of the jungle the lion and tiger had grown tired and weary of the subjects called man who was alleged to be human that came into their territory. They first came just to watch and gaze upon the greatness of the little and small people of the great forest called the jungle.
Peace and Sweet Paradise,
Brother Carl A. Patton writing for the FreedomJournal Press 16 January 2013 in the year of our Lord and Savior Christ Jesus.