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GratefulDawg said...

I just farted out what might be a great investment opportunity for anyone interested. The Keepin' It Kleen Carwash in Overland Park, Kansas. If the overzealous bureaucrats at the NCAA think the fair market value of a standard hose-and-bucket wash is $20, just think what we could charge for the "Workz Package". Soap, wax, wheel cleaning, a vacuum, and some of that Pina Colada spray...We're in the ballpark of $100 or more. A couple of high character ladies decked out in daisy dukes and a wet T-shirt working it will keep the tip-jars full. I'm gonna need to run that last part by HR.

Now's the time to get in on the ground floor of yet another "can't miss" business.

May 30, 2013 at 3:09 p.m.
GratefulDawg said...

First things first, The Irish used to believe the best cure for a hangover was to bury a person up to their neck in river sand. Being of Scots-Irish descent, I can safely say that the Irish should know a thing or two about hangovers. If the Goody's headache powder and cold pizza have run their course with no success, you may want to head down to "Chickamauga Beach" with a friend and a shovel.

Common theme for the day is altered states of mind. Just read that Josh-Harvey Clemons will miss the season opener against Clemson for a dorm room blunt incident. Well, pop-a-top and pass the sunscreen, the start of summer is official now.

May 28, 2013 at 3:09 p.m.
GratefulDawg said...

I think a good name for a water park would be Littoral Stimulation. And that's all I've got today. Glad I could help.

May 23, 2013 at 2:49 p.m.
GratefulDawg said...

I don't follow golf so I didn't even know Tiger and Sergio had a beef with each other. However, fried chickengate is yet another reason I'm not a fan of most trash-talking in sports. I have a thick skin and a weird sense of humor thus I'm not offended by jokes that push the bounds. The fact of the matter is that most people who talk trash are terrible at it. Ali is and will always be the master. ESPN Classic has aired "The Ali Rap" multiple times and it is a masters thesis of trash talk. Most of the time trash talk consists of lame jokes or some variation of "Oh yeah, well you suck!" It's just boring.

JMC, for what it's worth, I had the opportunity to read your comments on David Cook's five questions before they disappeared into the ethereal abyss. That was quite a contribution on your part, nice job.

9er, did you do one of those multiday trips in the Grand Canyon? I'm an old river-rat and the Colorado is near the top of my bucket list. I tried to book a trip a few years ago, but this is back when run permits were severely limited and the waiting list was long. Never could quite make it work. I understand the process has been facilitated over the last few years, so time to give it another shot.

May 22, 2013 at 3:02 p.m.
GratefulDawg said...

"Unless I get clarification, I'm gonna assume it had something to do with underage male sheep. --dude_abides"

Dude, are ewe suggesting someone here is on the lamb?

May 20, 2013 at 10:17 p.m.
GratefulDawg said...

I didn't get a chance to see any of the Billboard Awards last night. I heard reports of a dumpster fire downtown and opted to watch that instead. Did they play that song "Saban Went Down To Georgia"? During the acceptance speeches did any of the stars thank the guy that invented Pro Tools? Without Pro Tools, Auto Tune, and the other automated gimmickry available in today's studios most of these "artist" are as pleasant sounding as a fork being scraped across a chalkboard.

Fire on the mountain run boys run, Saban's in the house of the rising sun.

May 20, 2013 at 3:07 p.m.
GratefulDawg said...

Jay, you ask a good question pertaining to the illegality of sports gambling. You can buy a lottery ticket, invest in a risky start-up, and buy insurance. However, if you lay down a little money on the Steelers to cover at home you have likely committed a crime. This would be a good question to run by Drew Johnson. I don't agree with everything Drew writes, but he is spot-on with his views of the absurdity of consensual crimes in a supposedly free society.

May 6, 2013 at 2:49 p.m.
GratefulDawg said...

"Remember when he so easily and quickly abandoned his long-time friend and pastor, Dr. Jeremiah Wright, back in the early stages of his first campaign? --Rickaroo"

Once you peek behind the curtain and realize how the game is really played, you can never be fully comfortable voting for a viable candidate in American politics again. Never forget what James Carville said: "Elections are about f^^^ing your enemies. Winning is about f^^^ing your friends."

May 5, 2013 at 9:20 p.m.
GratefulDawg said...

So, we send in the name of any athlete and Jay will use it as a verb in a sentence? Interesting. For your consideration, I submit former Major League Baseball player Rusty Kuntz.

Thanks for taking my call, I'll hang-up and listen.

May 3, 2013 at 2:47 p.m.
GratefulDawg said...

Country Music Rushmore: Hank Sr., Johnny, Possum, and Willie. I would also honor the mad scientist of country music with a statue of Roger Miller mooning the Rushmore carvings. Roger marched to a beat none of the rest of us will ever hear.

With all the talk of country music stars and JMC's mention of the weather in Texas, I was reminded of something Jimmy Dean said: "Texas is the only place in the world where you can be up to your ass in mud and have dust blow in your eyes."

May 2, 2013 at 2:26 p.m.
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