Johnnie5000's comment history

Johnnie5000 said...

dude_abides ~ Maybe. Depends on how you look at it. Colloquialism's are fun.

February 20, 2012 at 9:01 p.m.
Johnnie5000 said...

Yes, I am saying it, HIT THE GODD@MN CAPS LOCK BUTTON. There, that's in all caps, AM I SPEAKING YOUR LANGUAGE NOW?

Sorry. I apologize if my cynicism doesn't translate well onto printed word.

February 20, 2012 at 8:58 p.m.
Johnnie5000 said...

Ok you got me, I read the last two after my first post. I thought i was pretty clear in requesting that you press your caps lock button instead of typing in all caps. Only violent and ignorant savages type in all caps. We're civilized people here in Chattanooga.

February 20, 2012 at 8:50 p.m.
Johnnie5000 said...

The liberals stole your caps lock button, didn't they?

February 20, 2012 at 8:43 p.m.
Johnnie5000 said...

chet123 = Look down at your hands. That button on the left hand side between "Shift" and "Tab" is the "Caps Lock" button. Please press that button.

There's an unwritten rule of the internet, you type in all caps, more than once, then nothing you have to say is important. No one will read it. I haven't. I just know it's in all caps. It could be important, but I could give two sh!ts because you don't know how to type like a civilized person.

I could really care less about your political opinion, just hit the damn caps lock button.

February 20, 2012 at 8:41 p.m.
Johnnie5000 said...

All the butthurt in the comments is astounding. Blame Obama, Blame Newt, Blame Romney, blah blah blah. I blame the butthurt of the good people here pissing and moaning about everyone else. Red vs Blue, Libtard vs Conartistatard, Demoncrat vs Republithug. This bull$hit is THE problem. Quite blaming every one else and do something about it.

January 5, 2012 at 4:10 p.m.
Johnnie5000 said...

Its under the couch cushions there in one of the lobbies.

December 20, 2011 at 6:13 a.m.
Johnnie5000 said...


December 18, 2011 at 6:17 p.m.
Johnnie5000 said...

I do love how everyone gets butthurt over a cartoon EVERYDAY. Never fails. They make a lotion for that down at Chatem guys.

December 18, 2011 at 6:12 p.m.
Johnnie5000 said...

Ok rdd, who the hell is Jason Aldean and why is he even remotelly relevant to Riverbend? My point is that she is not qualified to be on the Coke Stage yet. So far her musical career consists of losing on a craptacular reality show, flubbing the national anthem and not much else. How long has she even had an album out? She hasn't been in the music business for 20+ years, nor is she over the age of 50 like most of our beloved headliners usually are. She simply is not qualified to be on the Coke Stage ~YET~, give her 20 years more experience and things may be different.

December 8, 2011 at 2:23 p.m.

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