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JonathanMCook said...

Jomo wrote -

Jomo would be more pleased with UTC hosting a playoff game only because option B had the Vols being bowl-eligible.


September 29, 2014 at 3:17 p.m.
JonathanMCook said...

I have to go a) Winning the SoCon and hosting a playoff game.


1) The only 100% sure-fire way to sell out Finley which hasn't been done since game one.

2) Excuse to make the Luau mega huge. Big as in no pick-ups at Jax Liquors. Just call Bacardi to send one truck. :P

3) Extended coverage by the local media (if the game is played on a weeknight)

4) No excuses 423. No matter how your favorite SEC team is doing.

5) Extra: convince the local businesses (including the Aquarium)to change the light color skemes to blue/gold. If they can do it for CFB, they can do it for the college half of these SEC diehards send their kids too. :P

6) Laugh my butt off if I see someone tailgating serving "Fargo Bison Burgers!" XD (be like "too soon" or "lets get through the first game")

September 29, 2014 at 12:58 p.m.
JonathanMCook said...


Thanks to ASN, no Mocsvision so I had to rely 100% on JR to provide me the game and watch it like I'm Ray Charles. However, my folks weren't game to the idea of doing another night game for safety reasons but were happy to watch the whole thing on their 50 incher mounted on our screened-in porch. Still, I was able to react to every position as if I were watching it.

Announced crowd of 8,872? WEAK! I know Ironman was this weekend (more on that later) but that was on Sunday. If we got that for Samford, I don't WANT to imagine what VMI is going to look like this weekend.

PA System: Tonights attendance, 400..and some crickets.

I'll give Mother Knoxville credit: They kept Georgia's feet to the fire all four quarters. And I don't think anyone (even Vegas) was going to have such odds.

On Mondays, I pull up the scanned print edition to see stuff normally not online (like the Monday stock exchange). I have to say I loved the new layout with the Ironman coverage. Chalk another one for "yeah, we exist" department (in reference to the jerks who imagine Tennessee being just Memphis and Nashville)

Back to the Mocs. Even though Samford is not ranked, they were picked 2nd so I'm interested to see later today if we moved up or not. Aside from the Tennessee game, I want to predict the Mocs to at least crack the top ten before the start of playoffs. Also of note is something I thought I would never see in the years I've followed UTC: Western Carolina listed as number 1 and Western Carolina beats Furman. WHAT THE FRUIT???? O.o

On Michigan. Yeah, I saw that game against Minnasota (again, what the fruit??). Oh, and the local Fox Sports affiliate carries FCS Southland games. They were showing Central Arkansas and some other school.

O.o You thought Boise State had an egregious turf dye job? CAU took it to the WHOLE other level!! (Google it)

September 29, 2014 at 10:29 a.m.
JonathanMCook said...

Jay- Not that you are a heavy reader but if the opportunity presents itself, pick up a copy of the Jim Henson biography which was published late last year. I gave a copy to my best friend of 20 years (also a Henson fan) but not before I read it weeks in advance. ;)

Jim actually HATED people associated with him as "just" a kid smile-maker. To him, his puppet world was intended for people of all ages although given the typical American adult mindset, it was hard for people to imagine that. However, if you watch some of the classic episodes of the Muppet Show, it was so un-PC back then that as Jeff himself once said, "it was the adult version of Sesume Street".

If Jomo does a roast pig, we'll talk luau. If Durden doesn't produce then obviously we need to bring Satterfield (SATTTTTTTTTT!!!!) back in.

All satire aside, I am more vigulant then concerned. I would feel better about our chances had we at least beat Jax State by a TD. Will be interesting to see how many of the orange faithful still pay Finley a visit given the time space between the two games.

September 24, 2014 at 12:47 p.m.
JonathanMCook said...


Welcome back to the fold.

I admit the Sun Belt is about as exciting as jackalope hunting in the South Texas desert but apparently GSU seems to be at least "holding" well against FBS foes: One point loss to NC State and a near upset of Georgia Tech is pretty impressive. But I agree the conference itself is pretty weak. Aside from Navy, I would say you're only "challanging" conference opponents are going to be Duck U. out of Monroe and long-time rival App. State. But yeah, hosting a SEC team (in general) is going to pack a house vs. the VMI of your conference.

Chalk another one up for "Just because you're FBS doesn't mean your conferance is the SEC!" XD

September 22, 2014 at 3:24 p.m.
JonathanMCook said...

"The Bengals. Well, we have arrived at a place that the Bengals may be the best team in the AFC. After another dominating win — Cincy has capped the Southern slap-down with blowouts of the Falcons and Titans in back-to-back weeks — the Bengals look very good."

Didn't watch the game but knew all about it from my cousin Laura. We're both the same age and while she's technically a second cousin, our relationship is that of a first cousin. She's also part of the only "yankee" relatives I have. Her husband is a huge Bengels fan and she follows suit even though both live in Columbus (where believe it or not, he happens to be one of the top criminal defense attorneys in the city*)

*Not Jerry Summers famous but damn near close. My Aunt Ruth (Laura's mom) sent local news case link where he played talking head about a big murder case at the time.

Anyway, because neither of them have children and she works for my uncles dealership company (both with lots in Bellfountaine and Columbus = mucho disposable $$$$) I don't believe they're season ticket holders but nothing gets in their way to say "Hey, lets go to the Natti or whatever the locals call it and watch them Begels. So yeah, she was gush'n all over FB on Sunday (pictures included)

"East Carolina. The Pirates — who did not make our Rushmore of Pirates last week, and may have been so upset about that decision they took it out on UNC — are ranked No. 23 and have wins over Virginia Tech and the Tarheels. ECU scored 70 on UNC. Ouch-standing"

NAAHHHHH Jay. Really? I watched the VA Tech match-up so yeah these former SoCon members are the real deal. Can they handle the SEC or Big 12? Probably not...yet. The other three fat cats? There's more then one way too.... :P

Weekend Losers: SMU (see "the devil's final score").

Peterson on Twitter: Does this look like a man who was ever trained on social media etiquite? or simple logic? There's a "reason" I do not do Twitter and have stingent requirements on who I friend on Facebook.

Looking forward to this weekend:

Vols kick off against Georgia at 12 noon (which means if Girly has a good game Tennessee will be down by 17 at the end of the first half.

Mocs kick off against Samford at 7:00 PM. At three hours travel time (one way), the orange faithful will have more then enough ample time to head to Finley for a double-header. Though given the laid egg curse for opening day, I'm over/under at 11,000 depending on the weather.

September 22, 2014 at 11:26 a.m.
JonathanMCook said...

Jay- Doak Walker is considered by the Bronie faithful to be the most famous Mustang. My one visit to Ford Stadium over on Mockingbird Lane pretty much confirms it (big statue, pictures, etc.). Still, can't wait for you to read the direct, local content.

Jomo- you win the Internet today.

Lets see Mocs on bye week, Vols on bye week. Todays Sporttalk will be cancelled this afternoon = nothing to talk about. :P

Stewwie- You ever see the WRCB story on Bennett? His intent is to purposely rattle people's comfort zone regardless of what you or I think. However, as someone who got a taste of both the belt and the switch and turned out "semi-fine", I'm more sympathetic in Peterson's camp. But that's just me. :(

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September 16, 2014 at 10:55 a.m.
JonathanMCook said...

MT, agreed on the vanilla nature of the plays. I guess my concern is with BJ to Jacob to ? is that the quality does not suffer after Jacob's final year next season. But nice to see I wasn't the only one watching the game. Also heard from the announcers (unrelated to topic) that there was a strong UTC presenance in Clarksville. Considering how close that is to the Kentucky border, surprised to see hear a lot of people making the road trip. :)

September 15, 2014 at 11:06 a.m.
JonathanMCook said...

I did watch Tennessee-"Ohio State" (Todd Aigne said the wrong team name on the air for pre-game show). But the fans are actually blaming Dooley for this? O.o I watch the games but never follow the forums or listen to Ike & Dike in the Morning or whatever that loser show is.

Folks, OU is in a league of its own. Only two teams can go toe to toewith them: Oregon and Alabama. Tennessee I don't believe can beat Kentucky if they wanted to. Like it or not, it's gonna be a long season in Knoxville.

September 15, 2014 at 10:55 a.m.
JonathanMCook said...


Monday Morning Pass and Review.

Usually I don't watch games affiliated with teams I do not have ties with but after watching the ESPN lovefest for "that small school in Fargo" (and who talked about them before those dingalings? You're welcome), I stayed around and watched a neck-neck East Carolina and Virginia Tech. Not that pirates hadn't beat the Hokkies before, but the fact the former SoCon members are part of the TSC (Table Scrap Conference) made the last millisecond victory in Blackburn that much exciting.

Spy, So are the Eagles that good or is Tech that bad?

The winners- OVC streaming video via "" link. VERY crystal clear and as about as close to HD as you can get. The visiting side of Governors stadium reminded me too much of old Chamberlain Field while the home side is definitely modeled after Finley. "Interesting" new logo as well. Yes, this was an easy victory but I like the fact that in the fourth quarter we got see "the future" after Jacob was pulled. For those that watched (MT? Stewwie? OC?) love to hear your take on Bennifield?

Didn't watch Cowboys-Titans due to conficting loyalities. I know down here, longtime 'Boys fans are happy.

One last thing: Jay, hoped you enjoy the Denton County read. Sent you one last thing which is the June Jones clippings + discetion of Romo (wrote an interesting note on top of it)

September 15, 2014 at 10:46 a.m.

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