One unanticipated benefit of the stimulus is that it's kept otherwise useless people busy making and copying lists.
Speaking of monkeys...
"Bryan's position is consistent with the evidence, as well as Genesis."
Lab class at Bryan must be a barrel of monkeys.
You have my sympathy, Ms. JANE FINCH. I know it must be frustrating to search desperately for hours for a complaint against the President and this was the best you could do.
On another note, I will personally apologize to the little children of Sodom and Gomorrah slaughtered by a spiteful, power hungry god.
I don't have time to read 400 comments for all the kudos. Just let me say congratulations to Mr. Bennett for the Herblock Prize.
wallyworld is quite right, Dr. Taylor (though I think your statistic is fabricated). However, since this one McDonald's is your husband's favorite, they're obviously doing it his way. Maybe he's just cheap.
Your little fantasy was going fine, Mr. Smith, until you suggested in the last paragraph that Governor Haslam and Senator Corker required courage to take the popular position. Are you saying they're not very bright?
I'm glad you asked, Mr. WAYNE WEST. Normal climate is being able to breathe without gagging and to drink without barfing. Pretty simple.
Mr. BENJAMIN E. LONG, Union busting has been common all my life and, most particularly, in the South. At least we have snake handling.
Gosh, Miz Smith, I reckon the tea partiers would impeach this guy if they could read the Constitution.