“But the third little pig used renewable energy”
But due to the intermittent supply of electricity and the failure of the storage system, the third little pig's house was dark, so the wolf moved on. The wolf traveled further down the street where he saw the conservative’s house, well lit with coal powered electricity and heated with plentiful natural gas. The wolf huffed and puffed and blew in the front door. Upon entering the conservative’s house it was blindingly clear the wolf had made a horrendous mistake. The conservative was also a gun owner who proceeded to stop the attacker with six well aimed shots to the wolf’s center of mass from a .357 magnum.