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Deuteronomy 22:28-29 New International Version (NIV)

"28 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, 29 he shall pay her father fifty shekels[a] of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives."

Those good ol' Bible stories about morality including rape, incest, and murder condoned by Jehovah, Jesus, and the Holy Ghostbuster.

The Bible is full of it. Read it and weep with laughter.

So if Jehovah and Jesus are the same person, didn't Jesus commit incest with his mother?

July 25, 2014 at 6:34 p.m.

timbo said... "By the way, I haven't seen one Tidwell picture where she looked sober."

And I haven't seen a picture of you where you don't look like a pregnant elephant.

From the looks of it, you're not wasting away in RhondaThurmanville.

July 25, 2014 at 1:56 p.m.

Maybe you can write-in Rhonda Thurman's name instead.

Or just write-in Rhonda Thurman's name in every race, on every ballot.

If only Ayn Rand had written, "Who is Rhonda Thurman?" instead of John Galt.

Welcome to the world of Rhondaville.

July 25, 2014 at 11:19 a.m.

Conservative wrote: "Jesus is God."

If the Bible is to be taken literally doesn't that then make Jesus a real motherf.....? Seems ol' Jehovah loves incest, virgins, and children for sex. Will Jehovah be on a Dateline special with Chris Hansen?

"Mary told me she was fourteen. I thought she looked younger but I got carried away by my aching loins and glorious desire to sire myself. Next time I'll ask for ID. Is this going to be on TV?"

The Bible — never a dull moment (except the parts from Genesis to Revelation).

July 24, 2014 at 4:05 p.m.

Just when you think christian Fundy-NutZ can't get any crazier, there's Ken Ham. Remember Ken Ham? He's the Fundy-NutZ who attempted to debate Bill Nye over the explanation of existence and promptly had his ass handed to him in small, communion-wafer sized bits.

Now Ken Ham is saying that any extraterrestrial (alien)life found by NASA is "Going to Hell" as NASA is seeking to prove evolution and that, my friends, is against some dude named Jehovah. Make Jehovah mad and his little non-material body justs shakes and shimmies with anger until he causes earthquakes, floods, and disease to kill innocent people.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/22/ken-ham-aliens-go-to-hell_n_5608368.html

But maybe Jehovah's plan is to have Alien Jesus born to an Alien Mary and deliver the Aliens from the sin of Alien Adam. Of course that makes as much sense as the rest of the fundies interpretation of the Bible.

(Here's the secret photo Ken Ham doesn't want you to see. http://i.imgur.com/JsHQeOM.jpg )

Fundy-NutZ — proof that thinking isn't allowed by invisible gods.

July 24, 2014 at 1:56 p.m.

timbo said...

"Have you read the vile stuff your compatriots put on this site about religion? Tolerance?"

I agree. Those Fundy-NutZ creationists and homophobes are certainly not tolerant of science, education, history, and anything else that doesn't agree with their literal interpretation of the Bible or Quran.

All because their foolishness can't be forced in public schools and government.

July 2, 2014 at 3:33 p.m.

ORRMEANSLIGHT said... "Seemingly, most things in nature seek balance. I believe this is probably true for this present discussion."

Again and again, Orr has demonstrated a complete ignorance about nature and science.

This is the re-occurring problem of Fundy-NutZ in attempting to reconcile religious superstition with science. It doesn't work. Never has and never will.

All those in favor of Orr and Fundy_NutZ deciding your medical fate and treatments, please raise your hands!

Orr will be by your house to cast out demons, devils, and intrauterine devices using the power of the Holy Ghost.

For those of you with Netflix, "After Tiller" is now available for viewing. It's about the courageous doctors and their staffs who perform abortions in the face of crazed Fundy-NutZ who threaten and kill doctors and blow up clinics.

July 2, 2014 at 1 p.m.

zableedofisterix said... "Oh, yeah, allah, what we need are abortion clinics. We're approaching 60 million abortions since 1973. I think the abortion industry is doing very well."

If it was doing well they'd be more abortion clinics and morning after and abortion pills would be readily available.

"Of the 20 contraception options available Hobby Lobby is providing all but 4 of them."

But if you were the one needing a certain type of contraception pill but couldn't get it that's a problem.

"You libs will forever be frustrated because you'll never be able to convince everyone, mostly Christians, that killing the unborn is ok."

I don't give a crap about convincing anyone about anything in this issue, particularly your brand of obscene xian fundamentalism. It's not killing the unborn, but removing an unwanted fetus. Read your Jehovah stories about killing babies.

But since you feel that way, how many unwanted newborn babies can we drop off at your house since you want to "protect" them?

And the next time you or a family member get cancer, you can't have it removed as it's killing something your Jehovah put there. You wouldn't want to violate your God's will, would you?

Just think about all the procedures and surgeries in hospitals that kill all those lovely things that the good Lord wants you to have.

It's always "God's will" until it happens to a Fundy-NutZ.

July 2, 2014 at 9:20 a.m.

Here's information on what Hobby Lobby is against--the "morning-after pill" and the "abortion pill".

Planned Parenthood has good information about both. http://bit.ly/1qO6Cye

I hope an abortion clinic will open in Chattanooga to provide needed services.

For now, the closest clinic is the Knoxville Center for Reproductive Health where abortions, abortion and morning-after pills are available.

July 1, 2014 at 2:54 p.m.

lkeithlu said... "I think for religious reasons I want to stop paying the percent of my taxes going for the war effort. Do I have to be a corporation?"

Stop paying your war taxes? What would the "Killers for Christ" and "Jehovah's Jihadists for 'Murican Justice" military think? Your religious or non-religious beliefs don't count — only xian Fundy-NutZ.

Every time there's a war it's necessary to have some deity on your side to make killing holy and justified. In America, it's Jehovah — that paragon of genocide and paranoia.

Next war I'm not fighting unless it's for the glory of Floyd the Barber.

July 1, 2014 at 2:10 p.m.
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