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conservative said... GEORGE HELTON, Hixson

"Either you are right or God is right!"

Or Mr. Helton is right and Jehovah is wrong. At least Mr. Helton exists.

Creepy Conservative, don't you have public bathhouses to patrol today? Maybe a trip to the Nashville copy of the Parthenon where you can again mentally undress the Greek gods?

Creepy Conservative is another fine example of why religious fundamentalism should stay out of public schools and government (and away from children).

September 12, 2014 at 11:58 a.m.

Conservative has sodomy on the brain. His last thoughts at night are gays and the first thing in the morning begins his daily homo-erotic adventure.

Who else but Conservative brought up what Bennett drew as Atlas holding up the world and ascribed homosexual thoughts to the cartoon? Only Conservative.

Just like Ted Haggard, the evangelical Christian, preached the terrible sin of homosexuality before doing meth and having sex with at least two men.

Maybe Conservative was hoping his imagined bathhouse was local so he could do some personal under-towel mission work.

He's just another creepy Bible-Humper.

September 11, 2014 at 9:22 p.m.

"I have heard a ton of criticism of Obama's handling of the situation, yet I have not heard one viable solution."

Well, there is John McCain who wants to bomb everywhere and everybody. But crazy John has been doing that for years! McCain has more loose screws than Home Depot.

September 11, 2014 at 7:37 p.m.

Conservative said the TFP ran a story on Gay Bathhouses. They didn't.

Conservative got that confused with his magazine subscriptions to "Out" and "The Advocate" where he plays guessing games as to what's under those bath towels.

However, Conservative wins the "Ted Haggard FundyNutZ Closet Award" for best performance by another brazen lying avowed xian hypocrite.

September 11, 2014 at 7:29 p.m.

"How to start a fire with a condom?"

Take a condom to a FundyNutz 11th grade xian school. Tell the kids that condoms can prevent pregnancies and STDs.

Then watch the FundyNutZ teachers and administrator's heads explode and the resulting fire and brimstone rain down.

That's how you start a fire with a condom.

September 11, 2014 at 1:27 p.m.

Maximus said... "Oh and many liberals I have to deal with celebrated the 9/11 attacks as being an attack on American free market capitalism. Funny though, the STOCK MARKET opened the next day!"

As is typical Maximus is wrong. The stock market did not open until Sept. 17.

You'd think that Maximus, with his self-proclaimed business acumen, would know that.

Then again, his IQ and shoe size are the same.

September 11, 2014 at 10:17 a.m.

Conservative wrote: "Question:

How many times will I have to display your lies before you retract them and apologize for these lies about me?"

When will you admit you made up the gay bathhouse story, stop mentally undressing Greek gods, and that you're a big ol' soft closet queen?

September 10, 2014 at 12:38 p.m.

Since religious fundamentalists love promoting wars, let's simplify the process.

Have a tag-team match in Syria. Jehovah and Jesus on one side with Allah and Mohammed on the other.

May the best imaginary gods and prophets win.

September 10, 2014 at 11:40 a.m.

Time for the Congressional warhawks to increase their portfolio holdings in bodybags, coffins, and prosthetics.

They're also preparing a letter template for families calling their dead sons, daughters, husbands, and wives "heroes who paid the ultimate price" for freedom and the American way.

The Congressional warhawks are lining up their representatives to attend funerals and veteran hospitals. Warhawks will be dressing in camo and boots for "fact-finding" missions for photo ops and sound bites, particularly near elections.

"God" will be invoked for yet another holy war (can't have a war without Jehovah) with long-winded prayers to smite the enemy.

And not a single Congressional warhawk will be injured or killed in the fighting for freedom. That's a pity.

September 10, 2014 at 9:17 a.m.

Conservative is in such a loving mood today!

Has he decided to think about his brazen fundamentalist stupidity and renounce his avowed ignorance?

Has he decided to stop mentally undressing cartoon Greek and Roman gods?

Has he decided to come out of the closet?

Let's read from the Good Book. I believe this applies to the loving, new Conservative.

"Yea, though he walketh in high heels, he stumbleth not. His pantyhose supporteh him through Gay Pride Marches and he shall dwell in the house of RuPaul forever."

Amen.

September 9, 2014 at 7:09 p.m.
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