allahsyoungerbrother's comment history

"Americans love a fight. That is how this country was built. We like it so much that it scares us. And ISIS wants to pick a fight?"

Spoken like a true neo-con that has no skin in the game, but is willing to send others to die.

I trust you'll gladly send your wife and kids to fight ISIS as you lead the charge while waving the flag and singing "Onward Christian Soldiers."

Just another in a series of "rich man's war, poor man's fight" that is the American Empire.

There's a corporation somewhere that needs another jet and dead Americans make the Dom Perignon oh-so bubbly.

September 30, 2014 at 11:04 a.m.

inquiringmind said..."I am getting a laugh out of the funny but flawed stereotypes ayb is passing out. I thought drinking beer was an islamic sin capable of severe punishment like making you chug a Schlitz or Budweiser before they cut off something."

If Islam really wanted to punish people they'd make the men wear bath-towels and be roomies with Creepy Conservative.

Women though, would just scare the hell out of ol' Creepy Connie and the Creepster would turn into a puddle o' piss.

September 29, 2014 at 11:53 p.m.

To lighten things up one of my kids sent this to me. I know Creepy Cannibal Conservative will be moved by this Biblical lesson.

Top Ten Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus:-

1) No one will kill you for not drinking beer.

2) Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

3) They don't force beer on minors who cannot think for themselves.

4) Beer has never caused a major war.

5) When you have a beer you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

6) Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over a beer.

7) You don't have to wait 2000 years for a second beer.

8) There are laws saying beer labels cannot lie to you.

9) You can prove you have a beer.

10) If you are devoted to beer then there are groups who can help you stop.

Let the congregation say, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAmen!"

September 29, 2014 at 9:08 p.m.

"Skipped your history classes, Timbo? The Union occupied Ft. Sumter. The Confederacy started the bombardment, the Federal troops surrendered, then the Confederacy occupied it."

To clarify my statement, the Federal Fort Sumter had been started in 1829 but was still unfinished in December 1860 when Major Anderson moved his Federal soldiers there. It had been and was still property of the Federal government. Occupying property that is already owned by you (or in this case the Federal government) is not a hostile act.

Timbo wrote: " . . . a lot of people think Abraham Lincoln was wrong to occupy Fort Sumter and start the civil war."

First shots were fired by Citadel cadets in January 1861 upon a Federal supply ship bringing supplies to Major Anderson. Second major event was the Confederates firing on Ft. Sumter April 12, 1861.

If, however, you should claim that South Carolina and Confederate General PGT Beauregard were merely reclaiming their natural property as a correct matter, would it not be correct for the Cubans to attack Guantanamo to reclaim Cuban territory?

By your theory wouldn't the Cubans be in the right and the US immoral war-mongers to resist that Cuban reclamation? Syria to be right and the Israelis the immoral war-mongers?

I await your confused rhetoric.

September 29, 2014 at 6:22 p.m.

alprova said... "God only knows what that one Christian religion is, according to Connie.

Do I dare ask the man to post his description of such a religion?"

I bet it involves homosexuals, gay bath-houses, and tons of gay porn. Only in Creepy Cannibal Conservative's FundyNutZ religion is illiteracy and ignorance considered a virtue.

September 29, 2014 at 4:40 p.m.

timbo said...

"Rickaroo....I agree that the Iraq war was a huge mistake as was Vietnam but a lot of people think Abraham Lincoln was wrong to occupy Fort Sumter and start the civil war."

Skipped your history classes, Timbo? The Union occupied Ft. Sumter. The Confederacy started the bombardment, the Federal troops surrendered, then the Confederacy occupied it.

"First of all, her defeat was more of a squeaker than you think. There were 600 more write-in votes that were incorrectly filled out. Most did not have the circle blackened."

Speaks volumes about the inability of some voters to follow simple voting directions.

"That is why I am moving my company and it's 20 jobs out of this county as fast as possible." September 25, 2014

There you go, Timbo. Have that dementia checked.

September 29, 2014 at 4:35 p.m.

conservative said...

"Who is "screwed up" here?"

Since you're the one claiming a literal and inerrant Bible, doesn't eating the flesh and drinking the blood of Jesus make you the screwed-up one?

Creepy Cannibal Conservative — the Hannibal Lecter of FundyNutZ!

September 29, 2014 at 3:07 p.m.

TheJackDennis said... "This forum = a place for intellectual wannabe's to feel important."

This coming from someone who claimed to be a convicted sex offender, then denied his claim saying he was joking.

Not to worry, no one will confuse his wannabe sex offender claim with the slightest bit of intellectual capacity.

September 29, 2014 at 10:10 a.m.

Creepy Conservative wrote:

"Yet the word of God has radically changed the lives of countless of millions to serve the living God of the Bible."

Yes it has. Believing in a literal and inerrant Bible and an imaginary Jehovah has turned countless millions into a$$holes and dickwads just like you — impotent, unhappy, rabid mouth-breathing charlatans, and bottom-dwellers in the privy of ignorance.

But very funny to hear and hilarious to watch as Creepy Conservative and they gyrate in their cesspool of fundamentalism.

That's the reason I use examples like Creepy Conservative to teach kids to learn science and history and laugh at revealed religions and its quacks.

September 29, 2014 at 8:55 a.m.

"If it ain't Bush, it's the Bible."

I'm looking forward to seeing the movie about a literal Bible and GW Bush.

"Dumb and Dumber 2."

("Dumb and Dumber", the first movie, had Ken Ham and Ted Cruz as the village idiots.)

September 28, 2014 at 4:22 p.m.
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