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daytonsdarwin said...

THE REV. CHARLES BROWN, Chattanooga:

"America was built by God."

Never saw god laying railroad tracks, plowing a field, or picking cotton. Must have been his day off. Maybe he had an on-the-job accident and was on Workman's Comp.

"Marriage was instituted by God."

God didn't know whether it was one wife, several wives, plus thousands of concubines. God wasn't quite sure which way he was leaning on that issue. But He did like his men to "have a good time with polygamy, rape, incest, and slavery. Don't forget stoning. God loves Him a good stoning.

"Now they are being turned over to the gays."

I did not get the message from the gays that they had taken over marriage. Perhaps the gays lost my phone number or email address. You'd think that there would have been something on the news that announced, "Gays Take Over Marriage!" but even Fox News didn't have that story.

"In a few days our council will vote for gay marriage."

Does that mean those on the City Council who are married to members of the opposite sex will divorce and become gay? Or will they join the vast conspiracy to take over the world for gays? Will everyone be required to dress like Nathan Lane in the "Birdcage"? Will "We Are Family" become the new National Anthem?

"It will start with the benefits for gay partners, but we all know that it will go on to gay marriage."

Yes and before you know it "swishing while you work" will be required at Volkswagen, the military will be replaced by drag queens wearing bullet-proof bras and pink helmets, and butch lesbians will become defensive tackles for the Titans. Richard Simmons will be appointed Secretary of Interior Design, and Jesus on-the-Cross will now be wearing a lacy chiffon Chartreuse-colored off-the-shoulder robe since white is taboo after Labor Day.

Thanks for the warning Rev. Brown. Where will you be buying your stiletto heels for Sunday go-to-meeting services or will you be wearing sensible pumps when you pass the plate?

November 2, 2013 at 8:31 a.m.
daytonsdarwin said...

PlainTruth said...

"DD: interesting you would reference PeeWee Herman. Kindred spirits, I guess."

Yes, you're both a couple of wankers.

November 1, 2013 at 7:19 p.m.
daytonsdarwin said...

I didn't write the tricycle comment. Jonross had reading comprehension problems as well. Is Joneses really jonross?

Or do they both have the same damaged chromosomes? That's what happens when two separate species breed.

Let this be a lesson. Spay and neuter before there's another one just like Joneses.

November 1, 2013 at 6:31 p.m.
daytonsdarwin said...

joneses said...

"Wow, look at Dayton and his personal attacks. it was not that long ago he was saying how bad I was for doing what he is doing now. Again one cannot be a liberal without being a hypocrite."

Find that post and show it here.

PlainTruth said...

"DD must be pissed. Was it something I said, Peaches?"

I'm not pissed at all. I merely find you amusing in a Pee-Wee Herman-in-a-movie-theater sort of way.

November 1, 2013 at 6:10 p.m.
daytonsdarwin said...

PlainTruth said...

"You wanna compare financial statements?"

Are you saying your have money? I guess that makes you "Middle-class White Trash" instead of "Poor White Trash"

My apologies.

November 1, 2013 at 5:40 p.m.
daytonsdarwin said...

yddem said...

DD, who is Dennis?"

This week he's posting under the moniker "Plain Truth" since "Poor White Trash" was already taken.

November 1, 2013 at 4:28 p.m.
daytonsdarwin said...

You'll have to forgive Plain Truth Dennis for his ill manners. He's worn out from performing vehicle maintenance.

Every six months he changes the concrete blocks under his car.

November 1, 2013 at 4 p.m.
daytonsdarwin said...

For those interested in secession, this weekend is the big conference at Fall Creek Falls State Park where those in attendance will discuss the South's second attempt to leave the Union.

http://www.tennessean.com/article/20131031/NEWS0201/310310108/Southern-secessionist-group-lists-two-TN-lawmakers-weekend-speakers

I'm surprised that the TFP hasn't covered this event (or I missed it) but follow the trail of white sheets, bible-thumpers, and toothless tobacco-chewers to Fall Creek Falls for the gala (shoes optional and dentures are available for rent).

November 1, 2013 at 11:52 a.m.
daytonsdarwin said...

Andrew Lohr wrote:

"My family throws away leftovers, has an overflowing pantry, has plenty of $$$ left on EBT (food stamp) card...do we respect the efficiency of this program?"

The hypocrisy of Lohr. Libertarian Liars for Jesus.

yddem said...

"Andrew Lohr's family receives food stamps? How can he claim to be a libertarian?"

Go to youtube and find the videos where Lohr plays his accordian and sings. Don't have food or drink in your mouth while watching to prevent spit-takes or choking from laughter.

Apparently, Jesus likes unemployed middle-aged men in bathrobes playing bad accordian music (is there any other kind?) who lives on food stamps and complains about government welfare for other people.

Makes perfect sense.

November 1, 2013 at 9:19 a.m.
daytonsdarwin said...

All elections for government should include in the category of candidates the check-box "None of the Above" for voters to select.

Considering the slate of perpetual professional political crooks, wastrels, thieves, cons, and mentally deranged that typically are elected, "Nota" will give voters a chance to reject the dung of all parties.

November 1, 2013 at 8:21 a.m.
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