I know your tongue is firmly in your cheek, but realistically, as well, Saban isn't going anywhere. Alabama will keep giving him AND his staff raises. The revenue just keeps pouring in (second only to Texas last year). If Alabama wins the title this year, Saban will get a raise to close to $6/year. The bigger issue is Terry. If she didn't like Miami, she sure as hell won't go to Cleveland. The rest of the SEC (and nation, for that matter) can only hope he wants to retire before he's 70.