Thank you Mary Fortune for making me laugh!!! I have 2 boys and these stories of how funny boys are made me laugh until tears ran down my face. As the oldest of 2 girls I had no clue what to do with the wonderful baby boys I gave birth to. They are dear and clever and sweet and ornery and energetic and sometimes... gross. I am glad to know I am not alone in the world of boys and someone else knows how I feel.