Wiedmer, attach a boomerang to the end of your belt and not even Tyler Bray could throw that thing around your waste. A letter to you - F. F is the first letter letter. F is for fat pantload. You are a pantload. Letter number two - A. A is for apple. You should eat some apples. Third letter - G. G is for get. You should get a treadmill. Forth letter - G. This G is for google. Google sanctimonious assclown and see where you come up. The fifth letter is O. O is for Ostrich burger. George Costanza says an Ostrich burger has less fat, but you eat more of it. Your last letter is T. T is for TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS. The Tennessee Volunteers dont care about your letters, but I hope you enjoyed mine.