What is wrong with you people? I heard someone on the radio say, "You can't get any more American than shopping." True, in a very sad way. Consumerism is what's gotten us into the mess we are in.
Jesus was God in man. He lived among us so that he could know what we know, experience the joys and pains of humanity, and ultimately save us. Are you going to tell me that he didn't occasionally rip one? C'mon! The Middle Eastern diet has a lot of whole grains in it after all. Jesus definitely farted.