I thought about that. But, I was having too much fun busting his balls.
I tickle the Dickel. Tennessee is the way to go. Forget the scotch. I gotta buy slicks. They cost more than golf balls.
Know the difference between racing and golf Maximus? Racing takes two balls.
Wanna go play at Barber Motorsports Park sometime? I'll show you to slide a Ducati. VW owns them too.
Maximus is going to hide at the golf course. Can't take the heat anymore. His hypocrisy was showing again.
How do you like that tree-hugging, solar powered, rain water re-using, no primer spray LEEDS Certified Volkswagen plant? You're a joke Maximus. Sucking on that socialist teet. I'm off to get another whiskey. Tennessee Whiskey. I support Tennesseans and I pay taxes. You support North Carolina.
Fleischman, Corker Alexander and all those Republicans sure like ORNL's mission. Damn Prius driving, tree-hugging Oak Ridgers.
I like the Audi S4 myself. Sold my Carrera to get it. I support Chattanooga nowadays.
Ever heard of the tifosi? FORZA FERRARI! That's Enzo himself at the wheel to the left.
BMW sucks. They don't even race with the big boys.
Speaking of fuel efficient cars. How about all those scientists in Oak Ridge reducing our dependency on foreign oil? Pretty cool. Maybe we won't have to sacrifice troops to support your boating habit Maxipus.
Maximus said: "Weak, Prius driving wimps looking for government to make everything perfect and take care of them."
I drive a Passat made in Chattanooga. You are welcome.
BTW, you should do your homework on your customer. The German citizens own a lot of Volkswagen. Those socialists are supporting you.
Speaking of burning fossil fuels. The Audi TDI (diesel) will tromp this weekend at Le Mans. Fuel efficiency baby!
Did I mention that VW Chattanooga is the only Platinum LEEDS certified auto plant in the world. Damn tree-huggers.
Come to think of it. Volkswagen squeezes guys like you by the balls. I know. I help negotiate purchases. We just might know each other. We should chat and I can fix you right up. HAH!
I take care of myself working at Volkswagen supporting your butt and paying my fair share of taxes. You should try it.